Monday, 25 August 2014

BPL 2014/15 GW1 and GW2

yo yo yo!
The premier league is back again!
Time for the football fever after the World Cup.
This time, The Lik does have lots of great things to share with you regarding gameweek 1 and gameweek 2. When there is football, there are jokes all around!

The very first highlights has to be ..............
Finally Moyes gets to hold this!
Guess Louis Van Gaal began his record breaking achievement in style!
"The first Man Utd manager to lose the opening game at Old Trafford!"
Even though Moyes's achievements in Man Utd are not something that we can forget easily, it looks like we have to move forward with LVG at helm.
More records to come?

Did something just hit the British 3m Platform Diving Legend aka Ashley Young's mouth?
Cant get any worse than that when you are playing football. Eww......
Here's a guess of what has hit him.
1. Bird Poo
2. Someone's spat
3. God said SHUT THE F UP!

The third highlight of the week has to be........
I know what you are thinking!
No...not the butt.......Put your dirty mind aside.
I am looking at the number 26 (John Terry), silently but surely approaching the medical staff.
If you know what I mean. *smirk*

We are in the week of ALS Ice Bucket challenge.
Hence, sharing this picture with you is very suitable.
I just have to laugh at Torres, Ramos, Neymar and our almighty Diaby.
All the players epitomize their great heroic act in the past....
Torres >>> a player who has missed a lot of chances in front of the goal
Chamberlain >>> I am not even sure if that is chamberlain or gibbs
Young >>> as you can see from the picture above, it is a bird poo....awww gosh!
Ramos >>> Famously missed a penalty by sending his shot to the outer space
Neymar >>> Heroically fall down to ever minimal contact
Diaby >>> The Injured Stories of Abou Diaby is on fast selling at bookstore now.

Lastly, the biggest transfer rumor of the past 2 weeks.
Will Angel Di Maria sign for Man Utd?
He certainly won't by looking at the picture above....unless he is drunk....very drunk.

Team Bring It

Saturday, 16 August 2014

Fantasy Premier League

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
The premier league season is back!
Here is a sneak peek of my fantasy premier league team in season 2014-2015.

I am awaiting your challenge.
Nuff said.

Team Bring It

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

5 Natural Responses when People Post their Food Photo

I heard this topic from One FM and find it very amusing.
I am extremely fine with people who share their food photos on instagram or facebook because I am happy to acknowledge their satisfactions that they are having. Sometimes, it becomes a marketing strategy that lure me to visit that restaurant.
Frankly speaking, I always laugh at the comments made by the public because 90% of them are similar. It has become natural.

Please proceed to view the top 5 responses if you do not trust me.

#1 Bo Jiooooooooooooooo!
It's natural.
For those who often shout this, they will just bo jio at anything you post. Holidays bo jio, food pun bo jio... everything bo jio!
Please eat a banana for the love of god. Thats what we call JIO (in hokkien).
That explains why people Bo Jio you!
I mean the facial expression.

#2 Wahhhh Where is it?
I always find people who ask this is either a food lover or just plain too free!
Hamik Lu ai?
You do not know how to see my check in location?
Technology Era!

#3 Da Bao / I want toooooo
What? Da Bao? you mad bro?
If I really da bao, you better finish it. Wait, I am not even at the same location as you.
That is basically how the person who post the photo feels like.

#4 Yummy , then (emoticon)
Yes...all time favourite by majority
It means they like what you post! Congratulations! Your food is awesome!

#5 nice!
This is for those who do not know what to say, but still want to post something on your wall.
In short, for the too free netizens.
Bo nice I will post it up meh? Shake Head.

Mina, Wakarisama? (Everyone, do you understand?)

Which type of people are you?

Jaa Mata! (See You)

Team Bring It

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

Post World Cup Analysis

La la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa~
World Cup 2014 has come to the end, in a very climatic ending, with Super Mario Gotze scoring the extra time goal to win the trophy for Germany!
Well deserved winner!
They certainly play like a team. After all, for the past 3 World Cup tournaments, they have been at least the semi-finalist. This time, it's definitely their time to hog the glory.

Having said that, I have compiled a few great moments for this World Cup. Enjoy!
To sum them up,

England only highlights in the World Cup....
The staff who got injured during his over excited celebration when England equalized against Italy...
Glad that he missed the second goal conceded by England
He would be jumping up!

This goalkeeper has the best meme trending online
that shows how 'good' Brazil's attack was...Guess that's about it without Neymar
He has plenty of time to smoke his weed if wants to.

This World Cup could not get away with the bite from Luis Suarez
4 years ago, he was suarez-ing Ghana football team with his epic goal line save, using his hands of god. By the way, Suarez-ing is a term used in Ghana, meaning deliberately and cynically halting something from happening.
This time, a bite on Italian defender!
On world television. He is the best business for newspaper. Indeed, the name Suarez sells!

One Legendary manager!
His reaction every time his team messed up a great chance was simply epic and memorable.
He actually almost fainted when Higuain missed a golden opportunity for Argentina, only for his staffs to hold him up.
A great moment from him.

The Best fans award
he simply was devastated when Brazil went down 5-0 in the first 30 minutes.
later, he gave his own World Cup trophy to the German fans.
Moment to remember!
Great Sportsmanship from a fans who has been supporting Brazil all this while. Football at its best!

Louis Van Gaal, the Netherlands Manager must be feeling like jesus!
This was due to his masterful substitution on the very last minute of the extra time. He actually substituted a goalkeeper because he knew that his reserved keeper would give a very good performance during the penalty shoot out.
And you bet his tactic worked to the best! Tim Krul, the keeper who was substituted into the field saved 2 penalties en route to send Netherlands through to the semi final.
Master Stroke by Van Gaal!

The New United States Secretary of Defence - Tim Howard
Ok just kidding.
But I believe that the Americans would not mind.
This was due to his heroic performance against Belgium, in the match where he produced stunning saves after saves.
Unfortunately, the fortress has its limit. Not even Tim could prevent the Belgium from scoring in the extra time. Hard Luck, Mr Secretary of Defence.

Sweeper Keeper
The Golden Glove winner - Manuel Neuer
He has been sweeping from left to right, right to left. He certainly deserved the best goalkeeper award, maybe in contention for the best defender award too.
Just Search Algeria vs Neuer.
You will understand how good he is at defending, and how far he has come off from his position.
This is how we should play as a goalkeeper. Modern style.

Last but not least....
This is not for kids.
The Young Brazilian just got F***ed by entire German Soccer Team
Not even the porn hub could spare them
Database overloaded, apparently.
Sorry Brazil, 1-7 is just poor....Very poor.....

Team Bring It

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

5 Facts About LOL

Laugh Out Loud (LOL)....
This word has been trending since its inception.
The original meaning is supposed to be Laugh Out really Loudly because something funny tickles your brain. There are a few words such as LMAO (Laughing my ass off) and ROFL (Rolling on the floor laughing) try to challenge its status quo as the most trending/handy short form to best describe your sexcited feeling, but all of them fail....

Unfortunately, the word LOL has been severely misused. Or maybe should I say the definition has broaden. It is no longer only used to describe your excited/funny feeling. The word LOL has been revolutionized. Let us take a look at the 5 facts about the word LOL.

1. lol
It means No!
"I duno how to do this wohhhh...Can you send me yours to refer?"
Nuff said.

It is used to describe your extremely sex-cited feeling.
Normally it means "Okay, quite funny... I actually laugh for a second, then only start typing LOLLLLLLLL. At least you got them laughing for a second.

3. It's a game.
The acronym for League of Legend.
Man loves this game.
Unfortunately, LOL still means Laugh Out Loud for me. Then, Now, Forever.

4. It means fullstop. Stop your shit now.
While you are so annoyed with somebody as they keep bothering you, by constantly replying to every thing they say is extremely useful.
If you have trouble understanding this, let me further explain to you.

5. Yes, it's funny.
A blonde was driving to work. Her husband called and told her to be careful because a crazy man was going the wrong way. To which the blonde replied, "Hell yeah. There ain't only one, there are fucking hundreds of them!!!"

Come on. Give me a LOL please.

Team Bring It

Saturday, 28 June 2014

World Cup 2014 Update

Blue font: Wrong Prediction
Green font: New Prediction

How many have I got it correct?
Out of 16 teams, I actually have 10 correct predictions. 62.5%. Barely pass.

Yes it is undeniable that the South American teams have done a marvelous jobs here, apart from the unfortunate Ecuador. I was also let down by the Asian teams, especially Japan and South Korea. Algeria and Greece are the two unexpected plot twist. However.....

Seriously, the biggest surprise has to be Costa Rica. Before the World Cup, people are talking about which teams between England, Italy and Uruguay that will qualify. Who would expect Costa Rica to top the group? Not even The Lik's predicted that.

Well well well.....Spain the defending champion is out of the World Cup. How many of you actually see this coming? The end of a golden era for Spain, albeit they try to play a more direct style to feed their newly "recruited" Diego Costa. Unfortunately, things got worse rather than improvement.

And lastly, unsurprisingly England is a flop in the tournament yet again. This time, the poorest record as they only record 1 single point in the group stage and obviously failed to qualify from the group. Well you see, there is always next time for England. The next thousand times. Grin!

On to the individual performance.
The star of the tournament definitely has to be Luis Suarez! Again, hogging the headline for absolutely wrong reasons.
He did a hat-trick.
Hat-trick in biting football players.
Now you know how Apple got its logo.
He was there, always was there.

Do you remember when Suarez pulled out his amazing save to deny Ghana in World Cup 2010? That save was hailed as one of the greatest saves in the 21st century. When Liverpool signed him, everyone thought they have signed a Uruguayan Goalkeeper. Now, that opinion might have to change. Liverpool was actually signing a.........
You bet all the Premier League players are scared of him now.
He will bite them up, chew them, and cook them.
I laugh at Bacary Lasagne.

Before I sign off, to share with you a fun fact.

"When Messi has the ball and looks up, he sees Aguero, Higuain and Di Maria. When Ronaldo has the ball and looks up, he sees .....erm...who is that..... oh well...forget it"

Team Bring It

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

SanguoSha 101

Today, we will be having a test.
A test on your knowledge regarding the most trending card games, SanguoSha 三国杀.
We call this test SGS101.
I invite all readers who have played SanguoSha before to try the test. Since it is only a 100 level unit, it will not be too difficult.

This test will be conducted in Chinese.
I know some of the SGS players cant read Chinese (Yes, this game is just amazing until players who cant read Chinese still insist to play), therefore I will add a few lines of English in order for you to attempt.

Q1 在基本篇里,有哪三张是基本牌?(Name 3 basic cards in the basic version of SGS)

Q2 请问哪一个武将无法被雷劈?(Which warrior will not be struck by lightning?)

Q3 是否可以对自己使用火攻?(Can we use tool card 'Blaze' on ourselves?)

Q4 请问在基本+军争篇里,有多少只 +1 马?(How many +1 horse(s) in the basic + extension pack)

Q5 请列出拥有此特色的武将:刚烈,反馈,奸雄,遗计,放逐,天香,节命;这些技能都无法对他/她启动。

Q6 请问在军争篇里,有多少张卡牌‘酒’?(How many Beer card(s) in the extension pack?)

Q7 魏势力武将的卡牌是什么颜色?(What is the colour for warriors from Wei?)

Q8 哪一个武将的势力与卡片颜色是不一样的?(Which warrior has its card colour different from its force/army?)

Q9 是否可以对自己使用过河拆桥?(Can we use tool card 'Dismantle' on ourselves?)

Q10* 请形容张飞装连弩,卧龙诸葛装八卦的举动。

So, that's all I have for you.
How many question have you got it right?
Question 10 is meant for you to be chillax after going through the 9 questions.
Please do not hesitate to inform/IM me if I happen to provide any misleading question or answer. Afterall, we are constantly learning from each other.


(A1 杀 闪 桃)

(A2 小乔,因为技能 - 红颜)

(A3 可以)

(A4 四只,爪黄飞电,绝影,的卢,骅骝)

(A5 张春华,因为技能 - 绝情)

(A6 五张,可见它的重要性)

(A7 蓝色)

(A8 徐庶,蜀势力,但蓝色,因为历史)

(A9 不可以)

(A10* 多此一举,脱裤子放屁)

Team Bring It

Tuesday, 17 June 2014

5 Grumpy Moments During Travelling

Good day!
I have always wanted to write this post ever since I started travelling to Oz to pursue my degree. Finally a good opportunity for me to travel by plane, to and fro. I have this feeling that every time I travel, whether it is for education or holiday or interview, there will at least be a grumpy moment that I experience.

Fellow readers, do you feel the same too?

#1 Communication Problem
How do you not feeling grumpy when a chicken communicates with a duck?
Quack Quack!
When I was in Bangkok, the taxi driver, the tuk tuk driver all have limited understanding of English. One amazing thing was if you were up on the tuk tuk, they can bring you to anywhere while you only need to utter a single word. They had this telepathy and understand where you want to go.
Please be careful not to mispronounce or misuse any word.
They might interpret or hear wrongly.
The consequence is bad.
You know what happen when you utter Massage in a nice and easy way.

#2 Queuing up in the plane
Oh Come on!
Do you realize that some people just like to grab their luggage as soon as the plane landed? What's worse is they are from the seats near the window, which mean when they move out, you have to move as well and start queuing up in the plane while waiting for the sky aisle to connect.
The grumpy moment goes to "You Stand/Queue, They Rest on your seat, Smiling at you"

#3 Babies in the plane
DO NOT CRY IN THE PLANE! for the entire journey.
A shot of whisky for them.
Nuff said.

#4 Rain oh Rain
I bet nobody likes to travel when it is a rainy season.
Frankly speaking, when it is raining all the time, the entire trip just becomes dull and frustrating. No more proper selfie. No more idling. No more roadtrip. No more mood.
In my humble opinion, raining is one the biggest factor that determines if the trip is A+ or D-.
What say you?

#5 Waiting for luggage to arrive
Oh my lovely God!
I abhor this part the most. Travelling by airplane is already so exhausting, having to queue up at the custom make our mood even worse, but the worst is having to wait for your luggage which I describe as waiting the snail to pull the tortoise to move. Every time a new batch of luggage comes out, my first reaction is to look for my luggage colour, only to get extremely grumpy when the same colour, almost same size luggage does not belong to me.
This perfectly explains my reaction at that time.

Team Bring It

Sunday, 8 June 2014

FIFA World Cup 2014 Brazil

Ole! Ole! Ole!
Welcome to FIFA World Cup 2014 Brazil!
The football fever is back!
This time we move across the continent, across the sea all the way to Brazil. It is the first time since 1978 in Argentina that the tournament is staged in South America (fifth time overall).

Adidas Brazuca Ball
The official ball in the tournament. I like this more compared to the Jabulani (official ball) used in South Africa 2010.

This is the 20th FIFA World Cup.
It will be held from 12th June to 13 July 2014.
Get your head right for the one whole month of football frenzy!

Trivia for football fans:
1. There are only 8 teams who have won the World Cup before. Can you name them all?

2. Apart from Brazil, Argentina, Spain and Germany, can you name the other 4 teams which are seeded for this tournament as well? You will be surprised by the answer.

3. This is the first time that goal-line technology will be used in the tournament. Therefore, unlucky incident like Frank Lampard's disallowed goal against Germany will not be repeated.

4. Unfortunately, I have got some bad news for you. Germany top the record by being the most successful/unlucky 2nd and 3rd place finisher, with 4 on each occasion.

5. The fastest goal from kickoff is by Hakan Sukur from Turkey at 10.89 seconds, against South Korea in 2002.

6. The most successful team is Brazil, having won the cup for 5 times. Also, the overall top goalscorer in World Cup history is also a Brazilian, Ronaldo. Yes, that fatty Ronaldo, who had a patch of his hair on his bald head just because his son mis-recognized Roberto Carlos (another baldy) as him.

(Uruguay, Italy, Germany, England, Argentina, France, Spain, Brazil)

(Uruguay, Colombia, Belgium, Switzerland)

Tips for football pundits (gamblers):
1. Of the previous four tournaments held in South America, the winners were all South American teams. Could it be a fifth time lucky this year? (Yes, I am looking at you, Brazil)

2. Spain is the defending champion. Only 2 teams have successfully won back-to-back trophy. They are Italy and Brazil. Can Spain retain their trophy, just like how they retain their European trophy? History beckons.

3. Germany have finished in top three for the last 3 tournaments (2002, 2006, 2010). Can they be a safe bet to be in at least the semi-final again?

So, I am predicting that the host will win the tournament.
Since it is too early to confirm my prediction, I will constantly update the table above (as long as it is before the World Cup begins).
I am also looking at the clash between South American teams and leaning more towards the South American teams to qualify from the group stage because I strongly believe that the location favors them.
Also, Belgium is my dark horse.
I am confident that they will do very well in the tournament. Above expectation.
Sorry Italy.

Lastly, the most important message for........

Messages for football girlfriends:
1. David Beckham is not playing in the World Cup. No. He is NOT playing. But CRonaldo is. Lionel Messi is. Steven Gerrard is. Three names for you to be prepared so that you can show off to your honey.

2. South Korea team do not have oppa from the stars. The players are all from Earth, without any superpower.

3. There will be NO Extra time or Penalty Shoot out at the Group Stage (point system).

4. Yes, there are 22 players chasing after a ball. Please do not say it is boring or nonsense because it is similar to 22 ladies chasing after a half price branded bag.

5. The additional time in a match is usually the length of a song. Please do not keep pestering and ask how long is it and why so long.

6. Please do not feel sad if the team he supported is out of the tournament, because he is used to it once every four years.

7. Spain usually have strikers as defenders and defenders as strikers. It is just that confusing.

8. There are only a few teams that you can support. The team with oppa South Korea, the host Brazil, the defending champ Spain and the team he supports.

Let's go Germany!!!!!

Team Bring It

Monday, 2 June 2014

5 Things that We Have Done Before But Unlikely to Admit

I came across this topic from One FM. In fact they have lots of interesting topics.
I find it quite amusing, hence decide to start my own Top 5 Things.
Ideas are gathered from the internet, from surveys, from forums, from all possible sources. Please enjoy them. Smile, makes the world happy.

1. Take MC from the doctor to stay away from work or school
Employees and Students just love this.
Wear pajamas to the clinic, show the doctor a very weak and pale looking face while having one hand on your stomach, another hand on your head. Perfect!
Please do remember that not to show any excitement after you got your MC....and more importantly remember to take your medicine before you gallop away. I mean slowly walk away.

2. Delete your ugly photos from friends' camera or phone
I do not understand why on earth would people do that, and worse still, why won't they admit that?OK, others might look extremely gorgeous apart from you, and they are ready to upload it to Facebook.
Please, it's your face! There are no ugly photos but ugly faces.
So, which one do you prefer?
I am confident to say that I have a normal pimpled face but an amazing photo. Grin!

3. Accidentally Fart inside an elevator
Oh my god!
Need I say more?
In fact, I would love to hear from those who actually admit that. Please share with me your experience.

4. 1000 excuses on why you are late even though you know that LATE is simply your habit
Come on, look at the people around you.
How many have the courage to say Sorry I am late?
Majority will, but not without the word BECAUSE. Because my cat is using my toilet, Because my dog bites my shirt, Because this, Because that........
I challenge you to be a punctual person.
Keep this good habit even though people around you are not. Spread this habit to them.

5. Refuse to tell your peers your EXACT exam marks
I literally Laugh Out Loud.
This brings back high school life.
A lot will definitely say "Nope, not me....Only those kia su people will do that... Nope not me!"
Think again.
When your result is bad, you feel embarrassed to show it to your friends, except saying "very bad laaaa 很差啦".
When your result is satisfactory, you insist to say "ok la...beh 8 eh head"
When your result is excellent, afraid of being brand as hao lian (lansi), you say "............" Yes you don't say anything, except you secretly show it to your friends and now you demand "cannot tell anyone ah you...shhhhh...."

What say you? Anything to add to the list?

Team Bring It

Tuesday, 27 May 2014

Life in 2048 Puzzle Game

What are we doing with this random number?
It is a game which you can download on your android or apple store.
The way it works is by shuffling your puzzle to the left, to the right, to the top and to the bottom. You try to combine number 2 with another number 2, and it becomes number 4. So, once again, you combine number 4 with another number 4 to become number 8..... and so on until it becomes 2048.

For your advice, if you are only looking at others playing this game, it is definitely not addictive at all. You are safe from the addiction. However, once you started to play the game, I wish you Good Luck in achieving 2048. Maybe not.... because once you reach 2048, there goes 4096. Will you consider your 2048 as an achievement or will you go higher? 

From this game, I learn some good lessons.

Lesson 1: To be successful, it must be simple.
In this case, we are talking about the success of a game. Take a look at Flappy Bird.....It couldn't be any simpler. Lousy graphic....lousy bird.....only tap tap tap. And it's trending worldwide! Same goes for 2048. Only by shuffling the puzzles, it can be so addictive. Similarly in life, the greatest achievement is often the simplest one. Keep It Simple Sweetheart!

Lesson 2: The Beginning is always tough.
Forming a block 4 from two blocks of 2 is easy. Similarly for block 8, block 16 and so on. However, as the number gets bigger and bigger, especially when it reaches block 1024, do remember that you need two blocks of 512 to do so. Then, you realize you need two blocks of 256 to form a single block of 512. Then, another two blocks of 128 to form 256. The number just drives us crazy. It's tough at the beginning, but once you realize the trick, you will be fine for every game. You will reach at least 1024 and hopefully go one step further for 2048.

When you look at it, the same tough road appears in our daily life as well. I can assure you that everything we do at the beginning is definitely the toughest. It takes time, patience and experience to get us through. Yes We Can!

Lesson 3: We are always hungry for more.
Just when you finally reach 2048, that sense of achievement is so great and amazing. You feel on top of the world..... until you realize there are many more greater mountains in front of you. It feels like you only reach the peak of a very small mountain. Therefore, you are going for more! Hungry for bigger number than 2048. You don't need me to repeat the amount of hard work you need to put in to create another block of 2048.

Final Lesson: When we go after a bigger goal, we realize how small our initial goal is.

"The only limits on your life are those that you set yourself"

This is indeed very apt.
Initially, we work our way to achieve 2048, shuffling the blocks with frustration, trying to get the same tiles together, and finally....we reach our goal of 2048. The game will then ask you,
a) Share on social websites
b) Continue playing

I choose to continue playing, because I want to challenge myself to go one step further.
It's not about being addictive, but being able to push yourself to achieve greater challenge. This applies in our daily life. I choose to work on my abs by carry out a few sets of crunches and plank. Tough luck! I can only last a while. Now when I carry out these few sets, I realize they are just easy-peasy. I finally achieve my initial goal of slimming down my tummy. Now, I want to have a cool 6 packs (bigger goal). Time to look for more challenging abs training.

Please do not misunderstood my intention here. I am not encouraging the kids to engross full time in this game, nor become addicted to it. I merely try to encourage you to see things in an inspiring way. Every single little thing that you do in life. Trust me, you will learn amazing experience.

Team Bring It

Monday, 19 May 2014

Premier League Goal of the Season (2013-14)

"You don't win the league if you don't score goals"
That is indeed very true.
Kudos to both Liverpool and Man City for scoring over a century goals in the league this season. Their attacking movements are second to none. The penetration and firepower are simply splendid. It's always a joy to watch them play.

For your convenience, I have selected several possible Goal of the Season (2013-14) for you to enjoy. I have tried my best to pick as much best goals as possible. If I do miss out on any of your favourite goals, please drop me a message. Credits must go to my football buddies for contributing their nominations.

And Here We Go! (Number does not represent the standing, it merely means numbering)

Goal of the Season Number 1
Arsenal Tiki-Taka Goal vs Norwich

Goal of the Season Number 2
Morgan Amalfitano vs Cardiff

Goal of the Season Number 3 
Jonjo Shelvey vs Aston Villa

Goal of the Season Number 4
Wayne Rooney vs West Ham
(Free bonus view of David Beckham as spectators)

Goal of the Season Number 5
Jordon Mutch vs West Brom

Goal of the Season Number 6 
Thomas Rosicky vs Tottenham

Goal of the Season Number 7
Daniel Sturridge vs West Brom

Goal of the Season Number 8
Kasami vs Crystal Palace

Goal of the Season Number 9
Luis Suarez vs Norwich

Goal of the Season Number 10
Sandro vs Manchester United

Goal of the Season Number 11
Osvaldo vs Manchester City

Goal of the Season Number 12
Tettey vs Sunderland

That's all I have.
Personally, number 12 is my Goal of the Season. Too good!
The more I look at it, the more epic the goal is.
What say you?
Kindly tell me your goal of the season.

Team Bring It

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

5 Things You Do Not Know About the Emoji

Yes here we are today discussing about the Emoji.
Just in case you do not know what is Emoji, they are the smiley faces/emoticons that you always use when you whatsapp.
Have you ever thought about their existence purpose?
I flip through all of them, and to my surprise, 90% of the Emoji are rendered useless because I have never ever used them before!!!!

Let us take a look at the 5 Funny things about the Emoji that you might not realize.

1. Zodiac
Does anyone realize this?
On the Nature section, third page (according to my Ipad), there are those animals in the 12 Zodiac, except that they Bo Jio Mr Snake and Mr Monkey.
Apparently, they appear in the earlier page for no reason.

2. July 17th
Oh my god! I have always wanted to use this emoji but I have always missed the date. Anyone knows why July 17th?
But not the other more meaningful dates?
Oh Why oh why?

3. Who is paying the bill every time you use the Credit Card emoji?
Never thought of that?
It's a man called John Appleseed.

All Hail the Man.

4. How much do you know about the emoji?
Please have a guess on the image below.

So how many do you know?
The answers will be revealed.

Dok Diao (cut gugu) Discount
Red Tulip Name Badge?!?!
Mosquito Repellent Hot Spring
Burger King Blue Bank

5. Beware. The emoji, when combined with some other mathematical symbols.... can be very gross. I am not lying.

Team Bring It

Monday, 12 May 2014

Barclays Premier League Gameweek 38 - Season Finale

Finally....we have reached the season finale.
What a season it has been.
Great title fight between Man City and Liverpool, as both clubs go all the way to the last game.
There was no drama on the final day, unlike in 2011-12 season when Man City won the title as the very last gasp. Kudos to Man City for winning the title in style, in their free flowing attacking way. Once again this proves that you can win title by playing entertaining football. For me, that feels like a Double Win!
Winning the title, Winning the crowd!
Edin Dzeko is certainly the best player for Man City in the last 5 matches.
Looks like a Mega Project is beginning in Manchester.
Scary indeed.

That is one 'lucky' fans out there.
Tottenham Manager played one interesting football banter with his fans by inviting him to sit on the bench to manage the club.

"That guy's an expert. Seriously. Every week he tells me what to do. So I gave him the opportunity to do the job." - Tim Sherwood

I believe that this season Man Utd fans have got nothing to cheer on, considering that their club is in a disgusted position. So..... they cheer on other clubs instead.
Nice little banter there.
Care too much for their rivals.

Now, let us take a look at the alternative Premier League table.
The Come Back King table.
Meaning that clubs which have accumulated the most points when they fell behind in the game.
Surprisingly, the winner is
Yes, Tottenham Hotspurs!
They have collected a whooping 17 points when they fell behind, way more than the title challengers Liverpool and Man City.
Unsurprisingly, given their nature of defensive playing style, Crystal Palace has garnered only 2 points when they fell behind, and amazingly 1 of the points come from a spiritual fightback against Liverpool.

Finally, Arsenal is claiming that their season has been hampered by injuries to star players.
Well...a look at the opta stat does not agree with their claim.
Better excuse next time?

See you on next season!

Team Bring It

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

Barclays Premier League Gameweek 37

We go again!
No worries on the setback we suffered against Crystal Palace because we always dust ourselves off and go again.

Firstly, a moment of silence for both Cardiff City and Fulham as they are officially relegated from BPL. Just in case you are wondering who is Cardiff City, please see below for its club emblem.
Yes, it's almost called Cardiff Dragon.
No familiar with this emblem? Oh well, it was originally a Blue Bird, similar to the one at the bottom. Due to some fengshui purpose, the emblem was changed to a Red Dragon by the Malaysian owner, Vincent Tan.
Well, guess not even the dragon could help in the relegation battle.
Good Luck in the Championship. Have a great battle with Tony Fernandes' QPR.

Secondly, Liverpool suffered a setback against Crystal Palace.
They were up 3-0 until the final 12 minutes.
No doubt, when Luis Suarez scored the third goal, instead of overjoy celebration, he went to pick the ball hoping to restart the match as quickly as possible to allow Liverpool to score more goals. Yes, they need more goals to overhaul Man City on goal deficit. Such was their game plan.
Unfortunately, it was backfired.
Palace fought back and leveled the game at 3-3.
Even though the title hope is very slim now, we can only enjoy the final match of the season because regardless of the results Man City get on Wednesday night, the title will still be decided on the final day. Who knows what could happen on the final day?
Plot twist after plot twist.

Luis Suarez should be proud of himself.
Winning both the Professional Footballer Award and Football Writers Association award.
But you understand the devastation that they suffered. Steven Gerrard is still the man to lead Liverpool. Top Class Leadership shown at the end to console Suarez.

Let us take a look at the BPL table.
This is how close the top 3 are.
Yes, Liverpool still on top, but Man City has a game in hand.
So, there are 3 potential winners here.
If Man City won their game in hand on Wednesday night, Chelsea will be knocked out from the title race, effectively saying that they do not win anything this season.
If Man City failed to win, there will still be three contenders for the title at the final day of the season.
Good League. A joy to watch.

Kudos to the Liga BBVA (Spanish League) as well.
The top 3 are still contending for the title.
Despite Barcelona and Real Madrid are scoring lots of goals, unfortunately I believe that the Liga BBVA does not prioritize goal difference when it comes down to the same points. I believe they look at the head to head record.
Nonetheless, it is still a very good league.

Looking to see you on the final game week.

Team Bring It

Friday, 2 May 2014

This is Reality

Do you know how McDonald got its logo from?
Why must it be a capital M?
Because of its initial letter?
Now you know.
From a curve on human nature.
How many of you have experienced this before?
This is I'm Loving it!

Driving has become a part of our lives.
How much do you know of the traffic laws?
I know hell lots.
You are damn right.
If you are sitting for any exam anymore, you become the king of traffic.
This is Autonomous Ignorance.

Has any gentleman flipped through the women's magazines before?
Knowledge wise, it's good.
Content wise,........
Yes, it's about confidence and slimming.
This is Contradicting.

The following image certainly brings back some good old memories.
From the Tic Tac Toe, Minesweeper, Snake on Nokia 3310, all good stuffs to......
updating status on Facebook.
Yes, this is a world without border.
This is an Information Era.

I literally Laugh out Loud (LOL) when I read the following image.
Title "The Biggest Lies on the Internet"
This couldn't be more true.
The forth lie always hang around with me. I mean, who the hell would read the 50 pages long Term and Conditions? I wouldn't read 2 pages of font size 11 words.
By the way, it's funny right? LOL
This is Real LOL.

Lastly, living in this borderless world, people no longer send letters.
We do it with technology.
To be more precise, facebook.
How many of you click Maybe attending but are fucking sure that you won't be attending?
Because clicking Not Going means I hate you.
Nobody likes that.
Ignorant could work here. It could be a bless. Wa Kua Beh Tiok!
This is....... Reality.

Team Bring It

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

Barclays Premier League Gameweek 36

And Here We Go Again!
This gameweek was very fruitful. As a football fans,  I must say that I learn many great lessons.

Firstly, I witnessed some very classy moments from Liverpool fans when they sang their usual You'll Never Walk Alone anthem near the end of the game, despite seconds after conceding the second goal. Great stuff. Compared to some plastic fans....well you know who.

Then, I learn that anti football really kills the game. For me, parking the bus in front of the goal is NOT anti football. Its defensive art. Not every team can have that level of concentration. It is part of the game. However, time wasting since the first minute is killing football. Trying to frustrate people in this anti manner is only putting shame to ownself.

Final lesson: I have heard people saying it takes whatever you can to win. Thats a winner?!?! In my humble opinion, thats a loner. A winner does not only emerge victorious, but more importantly he/she wins the recognition and acknowledgement from people. Now thats a winner.

Hope you learn something from my sharing. Now....... Let us...... Begin!

The very first image perfectly epitomizes the element of Irony.
Do you remember when Gerrard said "this does not fucking slip now......" after the game against Man City?
Well, that's pun intended for you.

Next up, this is how you time wasting.
Mark it down, all tacticians!
To see a manager of such standing fighting to stop the ball being in play is not farce, but tragedy. The world is watching.

This image brings out the meaning of hypocrite, a word I use to describe an attitude that goes beyond irony. When Chelsea manager said this to a ballboy who held up the ball for time wasting "do not do this. Someone will punch you for that", now that explains the word hypocrite. I bet no one teaches their kids to do so.

Well, Mr Chelsea Manager, something to think about?

Lastly, This is how you counter racism.
You do not retaliate. You do not conquer. You simply EAT it.
Dani Alves for the win!

Just too epic. Have to share it here.
There is absolutely no place for racism, not on the field, not on the street, not in this world!

Trivia1: Liverpool do not concede penalty. Completely immuned despite 3 obvious handballs in the last few games. Indeed This is Anfield. Grin!

Trivia2: David Moyes has been sacked by Manchester United despite breaking so many records for them. Only in the wrong way.

Hope you enjoy this gameweek.
See you on the next gameweek.
Make us Dream!

Team Bring It