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Girl : Master,why a man who sleeps with many women is a winner but a woman who sleeps with many men is a whore?
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No more BPL and UEFA for 2 months.
Time to turn our attention to the NBA and Roland Garros!

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Update and Update

Yo what up people!
There are so many instant heroes in these few weeks.People always say "to be the best in public even for 10 minutes,you need to practise behind the scene for 10 years".However,this statement seems to be contradicting,at least it contradicts with Malaysia's KFC,Jeremy Lin and none other than the 拖车姐.

Firstly,let us begin with our Malaysia KFC!
It was the top hit news 2 weeks ago as a worker from I-city KFC rushed out from his position to beat a customer.The customer was reported to be yelling at him for his dissatisfaction on the service he received from the workers and who knows the worker beat him up.
See,Never yell at the workers in those service sector.
You will be beaten,at least not in KFC.
I think nowadays the service sector does not serve the people anymore.They are there waiting for the chance to beat us up.Haih........
Enter at your Own Risk!!!!
KFC = Kentucky Fight Customer

Who is the hottest star in NBA now?
Not Kobe Bryant.Not Lebron James.He is the ABT - American Born Taiwanese Jeremy Lin.Lin plays for New York Knicks and has been sensational since he started for the Knicks.

This guy,the proud thing of Asia,though he is born in America.
Who ask him to have a Chinese Look?
Hahaha!
Anyway,this guy is really good.I watch his replay and I thought "Wow,great teamwork,great vision,great 3 point!!!!".
No wonder the world has come up with the word "Lin-sanity"!

Next,it has been a sensational week for the Malaysians after they have witnessed one of the best out of topic debate between Porn Star Chua and CM Lim.
Both simply tried to out-humiliated each other with some harsh remarks but to be honest,it was completely out of topic.All in all,the debate was still interesting.I sincerely hope that more debates can be held by the politicians.Hopefully,our PM Najib can find his guts to accept the challenge from the PKR De Facto Leader Anwar Ibrahim.

Anyway,there was a lady who became very famous after the debate.Or maybe not?One thing for sure is that she has become super,I mean super Notorious for her shrieking during the debate.Facebook is all about her,and her notorious pictures and pranks statement continue to circulate around in facebook.This is the power of Internet.It could prove to be the most amazing force that will haunt our government as their bad and silly acts are quickly shared throughout malaysia.

Jessie Ooi
Shrieking at CM Lim.
Her ugly look has defined the party that she comes from - Ugly and Embarrassing.

The Rakyat sure are very creative.
Jessie - 拖车姐
MCA - Malaysian Carpark Association.

I am sorry.
I try not to look down at MCA and Chua Soi Lek them,but if you want me to support this kind of party that produces this kind of mad lady,no bloody way.I am ashamed to have them to represent the Chinese,or do they still represent us?They are only capable of eating the shredded pieces left by UMNO.

By the way,a trivia to share with all of you.
Do you know that Crocodile is the most pity animal on earth?
When they kiss each other,they cant hug.
When they hug each other,they cant kiss.
Real fact.
Cheers!
Have a nice day!

ZhengLik

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