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WeiKeen's CNY Reunion Dinner

2012-02-13T02:08:00.008+11:00

What Up People!

In the previous post,I just said that the 15 days of CNY had gone past us very fast.However,the spirit of CNY will never end for the likes of us.

This time,to relive the glory days of CNY,Mr Khoh Wei Keen had decided to organize a CNY Reunion Dinner with all the JIAN friends.

The location was at Hard Rock Hotel,potentially Mansion SIXTY 9INE after that.Well,that's how weird Mansion SIXTY 9INE was written.

Nothing too interesting happened in Hard Rock Hotel,except for the routine JIAN talks.

Therefore,why don't we jump to the cake cutting session straightaway?

I heard it was a tradition to have someone kissing the ~~Birthday boy~~ organizer!

If Vincent Ng was there,no one will be grabbing the job from him.

Take note,Mr Khoh had decided to put on his Black Frame Nerdy Glasses,probably he thought that the glasses made him look more matured and serious.

I doubt that,anyway.

On that very night,we had 2 cakes.2 Birthday Cakes!

Ooops,did I just spoil the truth to you?

It was actually his Birthday but that cute guy decided to call it the CNY Reunion Dinner.That's how my blog title come from.

One from himself,another one from Marvin and his mum.

The Banana Chocolate Cake!

When you have banana,it's always going to be tasty and Awesome!

The Jelly cake?

I am not sure if it's called Jelly Cake,but in Chinese it's called 燕菜.

The appearance certainly looked amazing and I believed everyone will unanimously give a rating of 10/10 for the creativity.

A huge key in the middle,a symbolism of age 21.

By the way,Frank is his nickname in Melbourne.A jersey with the word "Champ 1" emblazoned on it,a pair of sandals?!?!(not too sure what does it mean),a football and a fist on the cake.The one that caught my attention was the little cute ice cream bar on top of the number "1".

Thumb's up!

During the Birthday song ceremony,well I mean it's actually the CNY song ceremony,everyone unanimously sang "财神到" to celebrate his ~~birthday~~ CNY Reunion Dinner.It's irony that you never had the chance to sing a CNY song during CNY but to sing it in a birthday party was plain awesome!

Another tradition.

Biting the candle out from the cake.

As you can see,when you have friends kindly ask you to take off your pair of glasses before blowing the candle,you know what's coming.

Be prepared for the worst!

Or not quite.

He's just too agile and only a moustache like cream on his face.

As JIAN looking as ever,especially when his glasses were taken off.

Yea,certainly looks much more serious with the specs on.

Frank and his Key!

After cake cutting,time for gifts opening session.

What did his friends give him?You ask.

I heard a pair of sparkling yellow pants was bought,with the saint intention of matching his red and green shirts/shoes/whatever thing that he can wear,therefore making him a traffic light.

You don't often see people wearing red/yellow/green pants.Do you?

What's inside this huge box of present?

By Wenyin,Cyee,Charlies,Yunna and The Lik.

My guess would be a box of 48 oranges since it's his CNY Reunion Dinner.You never receive oranges as present,do you?

Maybe The Lik and the girls will do the unthinkable thing.

Mr Khoh's initial guess was a small item but wrapped with lots of newspaper.

After unwrapping everything,a LV like handbag was taken out.

Of course,if it was a LV Bag,I can assure you that it came from Lorong Kulit because you can only get such huge size LV from there.

The road to 48 oranges looked very likely now.

Cold sweats from him.

Decided to have a peep first.

Looking at his reaction,it's getting likelier to be the oranges.

SURPRISE!!!!

Not oranges but a set of tools for wine/liquor.

There are tools like air suction,wine thermo,bottle opener and etc.etc.

Finally....something relevant to Mr Khoh.

After that,off we went to Mansion SIXTY 9INE.

Drinking...drinking.....still drinking......until someone puked.Job Done.High 5!

See,still friends!

Just like both of them.

Oops,I mean 3 of them.Hohohoo!

Still friends?Not quite right now.

Tickling the drunk guy was an awesome experience,I guess.

Getting ready....to?

You Guess!

Pooooshhhh

Off he went.....to the pool.

Busy celebrating with the other anonymous.

Happy life in the pool.

The rest,they said were history.

What happen there,stay there.

Ending this post with group photos!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Jeh the way to Genting!

2012-02-08T18:08:00.005+11:00

What up people!

Chinese New Year has officially come to the end.

I hope everyone has a wonderful and memorable Chinese New Year.If not,then look forward to the next Chinese New Year,provided that the world does not come to the end in December 2012.Grin!

Don't worry,it surely will not.We will still enjoy many and many celebrations.Who knows we will be watching the movie 2012 in the year 2013 and proudly tell our children that we are the survivors from 2012.LOL!

Anyway,I went up to Genting during CNY.

As you know,the common words that you often hear during CNY are none other than "Giong Hee!" , "Huat Ah", "Happy New Year", and of course "JEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!". For your information,"Jeh" in Chinese means HOT/热！It is pronounced as JEH instead of "re" with a 4th sound.That is the old fashioned way of pronouncing it."Jeh" in urban dictionary means Gambling,according to my fellow friends.Ya,they created that word.

Shoosshhhh....off to Genting Highlands.After 5 hours of bus ride,

The couple had arrived at Genting Highlands.

Behind us was the First World Hotel.

Did the colourful building bring back your memories?

Well,the public view on Genting is a place to Gamble.

Genting = Gamble

Thus,when we went to Genting,we were well equipped with some gambling qualities.Other than bringing Six Tong(六筒) to overwhelm the founder of Genting,Mr Goh Tong,you need to gather some info on how to arrange your feng shui.

Fortunately for me,I had those info from my friends.

This aint ordinary photo.

Do you see the greenish 5 ringgit note on the table?

It's called the Green Dragon!

According to statistics,when you place your money in that way,you win 83% of the time.Well,this is the lik's "simply stat".Do not completely believe it.

That is how much you intend to bet.

RM3.50

Massimo Roti's price tag.

Statistically speaking,this is not a great placement.LOL!

See,someone else is using the Green Dragon.

But,the photo above is to show you a new placement.Do you see the blue 1 ringgit note at the far end?

Alright,zoom in.

It's a house placement.

Intend to keep the money in it.

however,I would not recommend you to follow that.Harsh consequence.

Well,we still have "Crouching Tiger".It is widely used by my friends because of its high winning rate.So what is "Crouching Tiger"?It is when you place your 10 ringgit red note aka "Ang Hor" in hokkien under the table.Therefore,making it looks like a tiger ready to pounce at the opponents.

Hope that you have learned something.

Anyway,back to our Genting Trip.

We went to a buffet restaurant to satisfy our insatiable appetite.

The Ladies.

Certainly enjoying themselves.

Not to be outdone.

Then,

we had a round of food game.

We were too full,thus we only took some fruits for the game.

It's a simple game,whoever drew the smallest card will have to finish the fruit.

And guess how was the first victim?

None other than Gu Po Lin.

Spade of 2?

She thought she was playing Big 2.5(chor dai dee)

Couldn't get any smaller.

The second victim,Zhunna Yun!

Poor thing.

Met my friend Mr Monkey outside of the theme park.

Greeted him.

Oh well,someone actually rode the cable car up to the highland to meet us.

According to him,it was effing cold and scary when he was riding the cable car.He heard some uneasy voice,worse still,the cold wind just kept blowing from the bottom of the cable car.When he had finally reached the highland,I seriously believed that he had become Khoh Tsu Koon already.A name which stands for Bo Hoot.(Hokkien)

Yes,Mr Khoh Wei Keen was there to join us.

On the final day,we went to taste the Gui Ling Gao.

The business was good.Everyone loved to go there especially when the highlands was quite windy and chilling.

This girl tried her "bitter tea?"

Her response was epic,unfortunately no photo was taken.

But somehow,it looked something likes this.

Yea,maybe worse than that.

Sum up our trip with the couple photo once again.

Happy Chinese New Year!

The Lik Blogspot,bringing it 24/7

Cheers！

ZhengLik.

Super CNY!

2012-02-01T21:04:00.008+11:00

Gong Xi Gong Xi!

Chinese New Year has always been a wonderful period! Not only you get to eat a lot of great food,you also collect red packets from the elders.Hohohohoo!

Who doesn't love to shout "HUAT Ahhhhh" and receive ang pao?

I,for one enjoy shouting that.

After all,you have to create the special atmosphere during CNY.

Alright,allow me to kick off this Super CNY post with the awesome things that I saw during CNY.

First of all,the red packet that I received.

Every year,you receive red packets from the elders and normally those ang paos are sponsored by different banks.This year,other than receiving the routine bank covered ang paos,I received "Teh" ang pao,"all's well end's well 2012" ang pao and an ang pao with my face photoshopp-ed on it.

Really?!?!

It's the TRUTH!

All hail the creativity by Madam Cheam.

Grin!

Done with the red packets.

What else are you expecting to see during CNY?

Definitely some fireworks but I aint having any photo of the firework.However,I do want to share with you about 2 interesting fire crackers!!!!

母鸡生蛋！

Hens Lay Egg!

You light it,it screams hard and loud like a hen's scream when it is laying the egg.I guess that's how the name comes from.

Next up is the tank cracker!

That thing is awesome.My first time seeing such an interesting cracker.I mean a moving tank which knows how to fire the cannon.Seriously.....

Look,the tank is moving(though a bit pamchett) but still an exciting cracker right?

Boom Boom Boom!!!!

Not too bad.Certainly make my day.

How about we switch our attention to some family reunion photos?

Obviously,the best part of CNY still belongs to reunion with family and friends.

From the paternal side,

all the grandchildren,excluding a few cousins from KL and Singapore.

A great moment.

And the ladies.

Just to show you the double image.

It actually looks good to capture a photo in this way.Grin!

Well,do you know that CNY is always exciting and interesting during the eve,the 1st day and the 8th night?

Yes indeed.I believe these 3 days symbolize CNY!

You know about the eve and the first day,but do you have any clue about the 8th night?

On the 8th night,the Chinese,especially the Hokkien people will pray to the "Ti Gong".It is a culture which is widely practised by the Hokkien Chinese.

See,even the incense looks awesome!

Look at the words carved on them.

"Ti Gong" sure gets a very nice treat.Grin!

Not to forget,the gold mountain!!!!!!

Chinese really have lots of things to practise.

Done with the practice.

How about we look at the food that must be eaten during CNY?

When I mention that,there is a food that you must not miss!

LOW SANG!!!!!

The higher you LOW,the better you are!!!!!!

Your wish will come true!

I believe that I am yelling for Health,Prosperity and Change! Change to be a smarter guy,better guy.Well,a change of government is not a bad thing either.Grin!

This is StarView famous Shark Fins soup.

A minute of silence for the sharks,please.

How can you not have Sio Tu Kia during CNY?!?!

It's always the best thing that you would get in CNY.

The crispy skin is just too awesome!

So,we have food,ang paos,crackers,Ti Gong,what else are we missing?

In Penang,when CNY is here,you will realize that Air Itam is very happening,mainly due to the awesome lighting of Kek Lok Si.

Kek Lok Si,one of the must-visit attraction in Penang never fails to live up to its expectation.The lighting is just marvelous.No wonder it attracts so many locals as well as tourists to pay it a visit.I,as a routine job for every CNY,definitely will visit the temple.

Plain Awesome.

Nuff said.

Another shot.

We actually climbed our ways to the top of the pagoda which only opens for visits during CNY.Certainly not a chance to slip by.

Year of Dragon.

Everywhere you go,you see dragons.

If dragon was not a mythical creature,how lively will our life be?Imagine year of rabbit,year of cow,year of dog,people will buy them as pets.How about we own a dragon as our pet?

We sure are living in the pokemon world now.
Oh,by the way,the picture above is just to show off to you about my new shirt "Best In The World".

A shot from top of the pagoda.

Looking great!

Another shot in the temple.

Presenting to you Mr Arnold Lim JX.

A faithful visitor?

I think he has his own ideology,which is not too good for the kids.I guess.

A kid who is praying/medicating.

One thing weird though is the WWE shirt that he is wearing.

WWE = Violent. Pray = Good.

Irony huh?

The Gong that everyone wants to bang it so badly because it says "Gong Once,your wish will come true".

Gong Gong Gong!!!!!!

Ending this post with a few more shots of the couple.

Life is Brilliant!

Ready to bring it for 24/7.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

CNY Movies

2012-01-22T04:28:00.003+11:00

Yo！

Chinese New Year is just one day away.

Hereby,The Special Blog wishes everyone Gong Xi Fa Cai and get ready for some ass kicking in 2012!Like a Beast!

Anyway,there are quite a number of CNY movies to enjoy.

First and foremost,we have All's Well Ends Well 2012,starred by Louis Koo,Kelly Chan,Donnie Yen,Sandra Ng and others.I watched that on Friday and I thought it was a hilarious movie,certainly a worth watching movie during CNY.I loved the part when Chapman Man Chak To was doing silly stuffs.Simply hilarious!

The second movie would be the local product from Lam Tak Weng,a

movie called "心想事成“。Typical local movie,with Malaysian Smell.It was not a bad movie but I don't think it had any CNY atmosphere in it.It's a bit touching though.I would prefer all comedy.

The third movie that I watched was "I Love Hong Kong 2012".I thought it was the best movie among the 3 though the only thing I disliked was I only know a few actors/actresses in it.It was a movie produced by Shaw Brothers which you can safely assume as by TVB.There were a few parodies in the movie like "2012" and "You Are the Apple of my Eye(那些年）".I would recommend you to watch this movie.Definitely a CNY movie.Grin!

The final movie that I have yet to watch is none other than The Great Magician by Tony Leung.I heard it is a great movie.So,not a chance of missing it.Hehe!

Alright people.Hope all of you have an enjoyable Chinese New Year.Huat ah!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

I love Malacca!

2012-01-16T01:50:00.003+11:00

What up people!

Finally,the lik has come back to The Special Blog!

Today,I want to blog on my 2 days road trip to Malacca,The Historic State in Malaysia.Before that,please allow me to give my heartiest thank you to my best friends in PwC,Mr Jason Lee and Miss Jojo Gwee.

I would gladly say that during this 2 months internship in PwC,the best thing that I gain from it is none other than these 2 awesome friends!

Thank You Lord!

Well,that was not my first time to Malacca but the experience was awesome because I had 2 locals driving me around for the nice food.Of course,when I were in Malacca,my task was none other than trying new food,local food and great food.

Frankly speaking,there was nothing special about this trip other than food and having fun with them.Wait,maybe there was a thing I can show to you.

Yes!Kota A Famosa!!!!!

The Portugese's built fortress!!!!

Had I forgotten to mention that my old friend went with me as well?

Present to you,Mr Khoh Wei Keen and his huge ~~hand~~gun!

Ready to ~~ejacu..~~ launch!

And the trip went on with......

Ms Jojo Gwee and her pet,Snoopy!

Behind them was the 6 star Casa Del Rio hotel!

The Local,Mr Jason Lee!

behind him was the bla bla bla Muscular man in Malaysia.

Forgotten all the descriptions.

My bad.

Done with the introduction of my friends.Off we go to.....

Yes,Malacca's famous Jonker Walk!!!!!!

If you had not been there,you had not been to Malacca at all.

Please browse through the photos below for the shops that I visited in Jonker Street.

A place that sells Malacca's delicacy.

Similar to Penang's Hin Heang?

Think so.

The famous place that sells chicken rice BALLLLLLLLL!

Let's roll the ball!

After that,we went to a shop called Jonker 88.It was very famous,especially when a lot of food bloggers were busy promoting it.However,according to the locals,the food there FAILED terribly.Oooops!

That's why we never bother trying the food at there.

Under the scorching hot sun,we bound to have some ice to chill down.Off we went to the Nyonya Cendol.

At night,there was a night market going on.And I saw this.....
It's actually a couple tee.

I didnt take photo of the female one,but it roughly said "Please don't bring this lady for shopping.Thank You.Her Boyfriend".

Lastly,guess who did I meet?

Too blur for you?

Well,if you were a Chinese,you would not even want to see him.He is none other than the previous Health Minister aka the old guy who was involved in the sex scandal,Porn Star Mr Chua Soi Lek.Stop whining because your era is going down,together with your team.

I remembered one awesome quote from him "Hey,good thing ma,clap hands la......then you heard soft applause...."

Malunya......

In conclusion,the trip was awesome.Next time if you were going to anywhere to have fun,seriously you need to have a few locals to bring your around.I don't think that Google can beat the locals.

p/s : Malacca has lots of cars with car plates "MCB".I met at least 10 of them in just 2 days.

Yours truly,

Zheng Lik

109

2012-01-10T00:34:00.004+11:00

What up people!

As I have mentioned on the lik FM,the young voters on next general election will be ABU (anything but UMNO).

Today is 109,the day when The Biased Star's headline is "Anwar Not Guilty/Anwar Acquitted",a rather surprising headline that I have ever seen especially considering the fact that BN is their mastermind behind the scene.

Well,since Anwar does not sodomize people,we can safely assume that Saiful's asshole will be badly sodomized by the government.Haih....sad thing.

Or shall we say "Anwar not guilty,Saiful's asshole not filthy!"

Wow,it rhymes!

Anyway,one day before 109,Americans are busy celebrating "No Pants Day".

The surprising thing is that initially it only happens in New York,but now this amazing day is trending worldwide,believed to have trended across 25 countries.

See,no joke!

When will this day reach Malaysia?

Not a chance,especially in this multiracial country.Please do not get them wrong,they still have boxers or underwear protecting their vital parts.Otherwise,it would be called "Naked Day".

109 also means that CNY is just 14 days away,which is only 2 weeks.

I am a teenager who loves CNY very very much because it is the time when I can shout HUAT ah to everyone!It is also the time when I get to meet my relatives.Reunion is always a wonderful thing.More importantly,lots of ang pau will come in.Grin!My resolution for this year CNY is to record the name whenever I receive an ang pau.Showing respect and appreciation.

Meanwhile,Cheers and have a nice 14-days before CNY.

Time for some party!

ZhengLik.

Facebook Troll

2012-01-05T02:08:00.001+11:00

Very Very True!

Enjoying it!

Cheers!

ZhengLik

Epic Meal Time!

2012-01-01T01:24:00.012+11:00

What up people!

Happy New Year!

As we move into 2012,we are bound to kick ass!

2012 resolution is none other than world peace.......

Ooops,wait a minute.....there might be world peace,but it's always chaos here in the lik blogspot!Bwahahahahahaa!

Today,I am going to share with you about the SUPER EPIC MEAL TIME!

Do you remember that last time I used to blog about the epic meal time where my friends and I were having 20+ hungry jacks burgers?

However,that wasn't epic enough.

Yesterday,on New Year's Eve,we really kicked ass.We really brought the epic meal time to another level,one of the reasons was to celebrate New Year!Grin!

The event was proposed by Devil Marvin and operated by my role model,Mr Lim JX.The master chef for the event was none other than the one and only Low Chiau Yee,and her wildest kitchen assistant,Chew Wen Yin.

The Master Chef and her assistant!

The only unfortunate thing about this epic meal time was no video was taken.Otherwise,we could have shared it on youtube to shiok sendiri.

Anyway,lots of photos were taken.

Be prepared to scroll down.

Chicken breasts,minced pork and sausages on the roll.

The first level of the epic meal.

Bacon strips!

More Bacon strips!

Mozarella sprinkled on top of the Bacon ham!

This meal was bound to be epic!

Another layer of sausages!

Jack Daniel Sauce on top!

Looking epic!

Once again,More Bacon strips!

This meal is as big as a roast pork now.

In order to look epic,thread was used to tie up the meat.

Its purpose?To look awesome!

After roasted in the oven,things were looking epic and smell epic!

Puff pastry was rolled and used to cover the meats!

After that,some cheese were sprinkled on top of it and sent into the oven again!

A slice of the epic huge meats was cut and all of a sudden,it looked scary for the carnivorous lovers.Everyone was very hungry and ready to pounce on the meat.It was destined to be in the insatiable appetites of those young kids.

The Legendary Carnivore.

Everyone was taking a well deserved break.

The empty stomach was suddenly filled with the meats + meats + meats + meats.

Obviously,only meats in your stomach weren't going to be helpful for your digestion.Therefore,banana which had lots of fibre were prepared.

Cinnamon on top of the banana,along with the honey,ready to be sent into the oven.

The top 2 winners for the first ever epic meal time,Mr Carnivore 1 and Mr Carnivore 2.

Had the largest portions as well as the fastest devour-er.

Lastly,a huge chunk of portion was left for one guy who is currently in Thailand looking for prostitutes.

The conclusion is:

600g of ham

600g of bacon strips

1200g of sausages

2400g of minced porks

????gram of breast meats

5 eggs

1 bottle of jack daniel's sauce

1/2 bottle of wine

500g of cheese

Happy New Year!

ZhengLik.

Egg

2011-12-28T00:42:00.004+11:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,hereby I declare to the world that Egg is the greatest food of all time!

It is definitely one of the greatest creations by God!

Imagine with just an egg,your meal can be so delicious.Be it a fried egg or a boiled egg or half-boiled egg,everything seems so awesome!

Oh,I forgot to tell you where my sudden urge comes from.Obviously,it happened on this morning and the dinner I had just now.

One half-boiled egg in the morning,another fried egg for dinner = Perfect meals!

Egg smells so good.

Seriously,egg is so widely used to add awesome flavour to our food.Imagine fried rice without egg....What about char koay teow without egg?Even the cintan mee is tasteless without the almighty egg,especially when the egg yolk is oozing out.....DELICIOUS!

The famous Apong Guan at Jalan burma would not be that famous if egg does not exist to supplement his apong.The charkoayteow would not be that awesome if egg is not there to support the koayteow.

Okay,enough of the egg.I am hungry now.

I crave for more eggs!

By the way,mixing a cup of Milo with egg inside is not too bad either.

Lastly,did egg come first or the hens?

Nobody knows.

ZhengLik.

Winter Solstice,Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

2011-12-23T00:24:00.002+11:00

Yes people!

3 celebrations in a row.

Perhaps I should have added in Happy Boxing Day as well.FYI,boxing day falls on the 26th of December.It is a time when people will begin to "box" each other.The last man standing will be the King of Boxing.Wink!

Seriously.....

I will continue to be as busy as ever despite having 3 days off weekend.This is because I am going home!!!!!!!!!!!Here I come Penang,the Pearl of Orient!

Whoaaaa!

Excitement fills my entire body now!Time to put my hands up,shake my beautiful butt!

Of course,I will update you about my celebration in Penang.

It is going to be legen-wait for it-daryyyyyyyyyy!

Cheers!

Meanwhile,allow me to share with you the hooliganism that only happens in our country.I prefer to laugh at their stupidity rather than feeling angry because End of december is always meant for happiness!

By the way,tt is shared by my new idol,Nga Kor Ming,Member of Parliament from Taiping.

Change for a better future.

Change for your children,grandchildren and generations to come.

Happy Winter Solstice!

Merry Christmas!

and

Happy New Year!

ZhengLik.

If I Were..... Vol.1

2011-12-17T17:21:00.003+11:00

What up my fellow friends!

It's weekend again!

Gosh,I love weekend so much,more than I love the double Zinger Burger in KFC.Anyway,the burger is a bit disappointing.It does not live up to the hype that it builds in the advertisement.Cis!

Anyway,today we will talk about the word "if".

I am sure you often hear people saying If I Were bla bla bla,then I would do this and that....all those hypothetical stuffs will be blurted out from their mouths,like a sewage discharging machine.Chuckle!

Therefore,please allow me to dream for a while by blogging the list of If I Were......

If I were a mosquito,I would only strike my target while they are peeing.Seriously,a guy who is peeing is defenseless.One hand directing the machine,the other hand supporting it.There wont be any danger to me,as a mosquito who bites hard!I mean bites on other areas.Well,I am not sure about the lady.I hope the mosquito does read my blog.Otherwise,RIP!

Grin!

If I were a superhero,I would seriously hide in my room than going out to fight the enemies.Look at all those superheroes in the movie,they always end up badly injured but one good thing about them is they NEVER die.Well,this only happens in the movie,in real life......superhero would gladly be sacrificed by the people.Shake head.....

If I were a Malay..........

Oooopppsssss....I smell sensitive issue here.18xx?18 SG?

It doesnt matter what I am going to write!!!!!

The Lik's blog is not only for the kids nor the racists,there is no PG in this blog.

By the way,I wanted to say,If I were a Malay,I would feel ashamed of those UMNO politicians.I wouldn't want them to represent the Malay as they are idiots who only want to fight for their own benefits.The rich becomes richer,while the poor is left to their own sufferings.Well,Chinese wouldnt feel ashamed of UMNO politicians because they will be busy laughing at the MCA porn star and the 1.8 million facebook page creator.

Sometimes,I really want to reap the benefits that only Malays could get,but then......I want to eat the meat of pork......Dilemma.

Beyonce has a song called If I Were a Boy.......

Part of the lyrics is "I think I could Understand....how it feels to love a girl,I swear I would be a better man!"

Hence,today I want to tell you If I were a Girl,I think I wont understand my own feelings because my mood swings irrationally.I think I would really enjoy the admiration from the boys,not to mention their chiko pek face.Besides,I want to gossip really hard about the other people and pretend to be close with other girls by complimenting them everyday.This is how girls make friends right?Behind the scene,I would say "Such a bitch"!

Knock knock......

Okay,time to wake up from my dream.

I shall continue to dream next time.

By the way,do you guys ever dream of being anything or anyone?Please do tell me what do you wana be,only interesting stuffs please......

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Work

2011-12-14T01:07:00.002+11:00

Whatttttttt down people.....

I am so exhausted till cant what up anymore.

The only thing that drags me on right now is the Never Give Up attitude.

Frankly speaking,working is no fun because it is very tiring.

Don't get me wrong.

I enjoy learning in PwC Financial Risk Management department because those stuffs that I learn are knowledge which I won't be able to learn in my textbooks.No wonder people always say working experience is thousand times better than your academic textbook.It is very true!

Maybe I should say that working in Kuala Lumpur is no fun.

KL,a city boost of its easy access public transport with the likes of KTM,LRT,RapidKL and Monorail dominating it.However,in my opinion,it aint living up to the expectations.I don't want to further comment on them anymore.Speechless.Maybe a thumb up for LRT only?That's the best thing I can say.

One of the best things that I encounter in KL is the two great friends that I meet in PwC.Both of them are awesome fella and together they come from Malacca.My perception towards Malacca has changed because of them.I would say that Malacca people are NICE and JIAO!Is this what we call FATE?Shoo that......

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Other than feeling tired every day after work,thank god I learn that studying is way way way way way way way way better than working.For those primary/high school/uni students,please enjoy learning in your alma mater while you can.Working life is seriously not that fun if compared to the schooling life.Even as an intern,I already feel that.I wish to study for another 3 years.Grin!

By the way,Bukit Bintang during weekends is like pasar malam.

So many people.Scary!

Well,this post is just to keep you updated.

I will blog about some interesting facts soon.

Till then,Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Random Life Quotes!

2011-12-10T00:23:00.005+11:00

Have you ever thought of why do we refer "orr che" as blue black,but not direct translation from hokkien which is "black green"?

Have you ever felt super angry when you couldn't find something and you swear that you will stick your boots straight up the candy ass of the "criminal" if you ever found out who he/she is,only to realize that the thing is actually right beside you?

Have you ever tried to waste your life like an asshole?Please dont,because you were once the fastest sperm that overcame the impossibles.Be Proud!

Do you realize that good fortunes come naturally and unexpectedly?When that happens,I reckon that you take a snapshot of yourself because that will be the most priceless expression of yourself in the lifetime.

Human loves to procrastinate simply because we believe that the earlier we fall behind,the sooner we will catch up.

I believe that when all of us were kids,we always dreamed of becoming the superheroes like captain planet,batman,superman,ultraman,powerpuff girls,the mask,power rangers etc. etc. However,I don't want to be them anymore because whenever the enemies attack the earth,they always attack me first.

When we were young,we wanted to grow up badly so that we can make our own decision.When we are old,we wish to be small kids again so that no matter what we do,there will be people ready to guide us.Such irony.....

When we were studying,we wanted to work to earn our own pocket money.When we are working,we fucking want to go back to school and study.

Do you know how Penang kias cross the road?

Use their hands and stop the car.

When you cross the road in a group,you own the cars.Wait,that was 20 years ago.Now,the car will strike all of you down like a bowling striking the pins.Boom!

I have begun to believe that Malaysia is a lawless country.Seriously.

Do you realize that when you are texting or chatting with the boy/girl that you love,sorry has become the common word instead of I Love You?

Goodnight.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Things that I must not do in KL

2011-12-03T12:28:00.003+11:00

What up people!

I used to write on a post about things that I only do in Penang,if you remember.Now,since I am in KL,I guess it is a courtesy to write a post about KL.Therefore,I have come up with the title "Things that I Must Not do in KL".

Though Malaysia is a small country,you must know that when the lik enters KL,it is like "rusa masuk kampung".Hence,a few restrictions must be imposed by myself so that I can survive this 2 months in KL peacefully.

1. I must not simply cross the road though there are zebra lines.Malaysian drivers will really grind over you.Come on,let's face it.This is Malaysia,not Sydney.In Penang,you rarely find any zebra lines.Grin!

2. I must not trust the public transport,notably the KTM.Need not explain why.

3. I must not simply have food at anywhere because majority of the food are not edible.This is not Penang where you can simply walk into a hawker center and order char koay teow or hokkien mee.

4. I must not make a wrong turn while driving in KL because it will take me 10 correct turns to get back to the original route.

5. I must not always compare Penang with KL though they are governed by the same opposition because both cities are just plain different.Penang has lots of small routes while KL are full of highways.The awesome thing that I realize is Penang has lots of schools scattered around the island,but here I hardly see any schools.Why?

6. I must not speak too much hokkien in KL(except with family) because a lot cant pick up my Penang Hokkien.English comes first,then Malay.

Those things sum up the MUST NOT for me in KL.

Guarantee success!

Cheers!

ZhengLik

The Lik's Update!

2011-12-02T22:48:00.003+11:00

What up people!

For your information,I am no longer in Sydney.

However,I am not in Penang as well.

Weird right?

Because as soon as I reached Penang,I have to go down to Kuala Lumpur for my internship in PwC or you call it PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Please forgive me for not updating my blog for the last 6 days.I was so busy packing up right after exam,then took my flight home,then rushed to KL and began my internship.Barely able to catch a breath.Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Anyway,I have lots of things to share with you.Therefore,I will update as much as I can during the weekends.Be patient.I know you are craving for some nonsense here.Grin!

Nevertheless,I want to tell all of you that I enjoy myself very much in PwC.I started my work on yesterday which happened to be an orientation day.I met a lot of new friends yesterday and am really happy to be a part of PwC as their internship program is really well organized.Majority of the interns are from Melbourne,with a few from Sydney,thus leaving me as the only intern from Macquarie University.

The one good thing I like about my fellow interns is they actually know where Macquarie is.LOL!

This may sound a bit dodgy or weird simply because you do not know the fact that not many Malaysians have heard about Macquarie before.Let me tell you what always happens to me.Whenever I tell Malaysians that I am from Macquarie,9 out of 10 of them will show me their curious face,with a frown eyebrow.Thank God now,almost all the interns know what Macquarie is.The reply I normally get from them is "OH Macquarie!" Phew!

Actually I wanted to screw KTM in this post,but I have decided not to because I am a professional now.At least for this 2 months,I am an employee,not the barbaric student.Therefore,I have kept quiet about this KTM issue but that doesn't mean that I am fine with it.If a professional cant use nor type any vulgar words,please at least let me use a sign language by showing my middle finger right now.Give me the hell yea!

p/s : the world is very small.I met my sugar bro's Taylor SAM's friends and Mr Marvin & Teddy bear's friend as well.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

Escape Penang

2011-11-26T21:09:00.003+11:00

What up fellow readers!

Today,we will talk about the eco-friendly theme park which is located in Teluk Bahang Penang.

Surprise?

Never heard of it before?

Well well,I just realized it as well.

The theme park isn't going to be like Sunway Lagoon or Movie World where you have exhilarating rides.However,this theme park is designed based on the environmental friendly idea,which means it is going green!

The main company behind this project is Sim Leisure,a Penang based company.If I am not wrong,this Penang Lang company was involved in the design of Universal Studio of Singapore,Wahoo waterpark in Bahrain and Yas Island in Dubai.Certainly a very strong reputation.

For more information,I reckon that you visit escapepenang.Yes,you gona click the word escapepenang to enter the site.The very first thing I click when I first enter the site is Escape Attractions.Sounds good,I mean looks good.

I am really excited by this project and certainly looking forward to it.After all,Penang is undergoing a major transformation under Mr Lim.Another epic news for the Penangite.In around 5 years time,Penang will be the first bicycle state in Malaysia.Finally,all of us can cycle safely from Balik Pulau to Queensbay,then to Penang Road,then to Gurney Drive,finally all the way to Batu Ferringhi.What a behemoth task!

No Problem for The Lik.

Have you forgotten that I have the achievement of cycling from Melbourne city to St Kilda beach?

Grin!

Anyway,I firmly believe that Escape Penang will be a quality,refreshing and enjoyable place.

This is Penang.

I am proud to see Penang is bringing it every day.

Well done!

Are the people from other states envying the Penangite now?You can change your IC and stay in Penang.LOL!

Only if you could smell the awesomeness!

ZhengLik.

Men vs Women

2011-11-23T10:45:00.002+11:00

Hola Amigo!

Gladly,I have finished my first exam on yesterday.

Looking forward to this Friday and next Monday,and I will be free from being the slave of examinations.

Anyway,since this is an exam period,you will probably expect to see some ramblings from this blogger but HELL NO!This year,I decide to keep quiet about my exams and INSTEAD,I would like to continue to share some interesting facts with you.

This blog will only bring joys for the readers.

Looking for frustration content?

I suggest you to visit some other blogs by googling "emo blog" or "cry baby blog" etc etc.

Anyway,looking at the title of this post,it's MEN vs WOMEN!

Recently,I am notorious for using ladies to create jokes in my speech.That leaves me with no choice because those are the facts.I promise in the near future,I would use the gentlemen to create humours in my speech.When I successfully do that,I will tell you at here.

Nevertheless,I came across an interesting equation in Facebook again.

The equation talks about how ladies rate gentlemen and vice versa.

For the ladies,

Humour + Looks + Money + Intelligence = Perfect Man

which clearly shows that ladies prefer a pretty average/all rounded guys.

For Men,

Looks x (Humour + Intelligence) = Perfect Lady

which clearly shows that if a lady scores zero point on her looks,the entire equation is zero regardless of how high her humour sense and intelligence are.

The Lik says:"I Don't Agree!"

In my dumb opinion,I would rearrange the lady's equation into

Humour + Looks + Intelligence x 1/2 + Money to the exponent of 100 = Perfect RICH Man

This is very true for the ladies living in the 21st Century.Money is everything!Money may not be everything for some people,but without money you are nothing.It is always better to cry in a BMW than beside an old bicycle.Undeniably,Humour and Looks are still important for the ladies but have I ever told you before that with Money to the exponent of 100,you always look handsome and humourous?I mean come on,take a good look around you.How many pretty ladies are dating the old hags out there?Look at our Sarawak Chief Minister Taib's wife.His wife can even be his granddaughter!

Well,you may realise that intelligence is halved in the equation because it serves no purpose at all.It doesn't matter how intelligent you are because the ladies are getting smarter and smarter now.Therefore,they won't be emphasizing too much on your intelligence.The conclusion is as long as you are rich,you will always score very high points in a lady's equation.

While for the Men's equation,

I suppose that it is very comedic to have looks times (Intelligence + Humour) because it is very true that if a lady scores zero point in her looks,the gentlemen will automatically drop the entire equation.I give double thumb's up for that!

Since I am a gentleman,I will tell you how I rate the ladies.

Looks x Inner Side + Inner Side = Perfect lady

As simple as that.

Yes,I am emphasizing on Inner side.If you score perfect points in looks,but zero point or worse negative points in inner side,I am sorry you are out!I cant tolerate that.

Well,if you scored zero point in looks,I firmly believe that your inner beauty can still salvage a much need point for you.Don't worry!

What do you think?

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Epic Troll?

2011-11-17T00:56:00.004+11:00

Oh My Goodness?!?!

Did our SPM History subject really come out with those questions?

I feel very happy for our SPM candidates as they kinda got some bonus marks for that.Kudos to our ministry of education for this epic troll!

The people who came up with this idea is really a living legend!

SALUTE!

If I were to answer,these will be my answers.

What is our national anthem?

Negaraku-ku

How do I feel when I listen to the anthem?

Sleepy.Tired.The feeling of NOT THAT again strikes me.After all,I only hear it during my assembly which was early in the morning.

How about we change the melody of the anthem to Namewee version?

Yo yo yo!

What do I do when I listen to the song?

Day Dreaming,with my lip syncing.

Thank God!

I can still score a few marks in my History.Nice!!!!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Exam Looming

2011-11-14T10:57:00.002+11:00

Can you smell what the exam is cooking?

I certainly smell that.

That disgusting yet ominous smell.

Goosebumps.

My exam will commence on 22nd of November and finish on 28th.

This semester can be considered as the easiest? lightest workload? I guess LEAST subjects is the correct word.It's not like the subjects that I am doing are easy.It's only the quantity that I am doing is the least so far.

By the way,a background about the subjects I am doing.

1. ACST 255 Contingent Payment 1

Finally,the very first actuarial subject in the course.

Therefore,it is the hardest.However,it is quite interesting as I finally am able to deal with insurance stuffs.

2. Stat271 ?????

I have forgotten about the title of this unit.

All I can say is that he is the brother of Stat272 which I had completed in Semester 1.

What does this unit deal with?

No Idea.

Whenever you have a stat unit,head's down and cry to mama.

3. Dem127 Demographic Fundamentals

My Elective subject,which means it is the easiest subject in this semester.Obviously,I am not choosing some tough subjects as my elective right?Why want to add burden to my already heavy shoulder?

The only thing I dislike about this subject is too many formula to memorize.

Well,only if formula sheet were allowed......

Alright,those sum up the subjects I am taking this year.

For the moment,time to KICK ASS!

Wait,rephrase my sentence again.

Time to Lay a smackdown all over your candy ass!

Cheers!

ZhengLik

How I Met Your Role Model

2011-11-11T08:29:00.007+11:00

"Watch Out!!!!!!!"

Just when realization was about to dawn on me,I saw,maybe not saw but felt that a bottle of dark ink was flying towards me.Seconds later,my entire body including my awesome face was hit by a bottle of black dark ink.

What's next?

I looked exactly like Guan Gong,only with a black ink-ed face.Imagined how terrible it was to see the black ink smeared around your school uniform?

The only thing I could tell you was I was truly,TRULY a victim/scapegoat/unfortunate guy of that incident.

That incident happened back in 2003 when I was standard 6.

The reason I told you about the incident was because YOUR role model was the one who blasted the bottle of dark ink at me?Wait,initially aimed for char bui loon,but God passed by and diverted the direction of the bottle towards me,thus saving loon's sorry ass.

I supposed that was my very first impression on him.Wait a minute,I should say my very first time seeing his TRUE colour.

If you were to ask the others about him,I would guaran-damn-tee you that 9 out of 10 of the people would wax lyrical about him.This is simply because they arent his true friends.This awesome guy only shows his true colour to his beloved close friends.If you happened to see his mischievous side,congratulations!You are his close friend!

How about I share a little bit of his background with you?

Probably this can help you in figuring out who he is.

Or perhaps you can just scroll down and see the answer by yourself though I reckon you not to do so to keep the suspense alive.

He DOES NOT du qi(赌气) nor pretend to be angry.

He DOES NOT love char koay teow.

He DISLIKES lurking around.Lurking in Chinese is 徘徊？

His hobby is NOT eating one whole chicken in Nando.

Finally,he does own a HULK like body size.(at least a truth)

Ladies and Gentlemen,have you made a guess on who the role model is?

How about another clue?

He is a role model in front of the teachers and friends,but he is very JIAN in front of his close friends.

Alright,I know that clue is not very useful.

I promise this following clue would be very useful.

Do you remember that who is the young boy who shows his lovely little middle finger when people try to take photo?

Haha....I know that helps a lot!

Nice!

Damn!

I cant believe that it is so difficult to find a photo which has both of us inside!!!!!!

Alas,

Ladies and Gentlemen,this is how I Met YOUR role model,Mr Lim Jing Xiang.

PEACE!!!!!

p/s: He always self-proclaims that he is the role model for other students,simply because he used to win the role model award in his kindergarten,whereas I only got the 好宝宝 award.

ZhengLik

The Trophies

2011-11-08T22:23:00.002+11:00

Fellow readers,

as promised in the previous post,

I have finally uploaded the photos of my trophies which I won in the area 25 Humourous speech contest.I strive to do better next year!

Let my Monkeypant gets a hold on the trophy.

Cheers!

24/7 bringing it!

Team Bring it spirit!

The Lik's blogspot continue the spirit!

ZhengLik.

Nick Vujicic : Attitude is Altitude

2011-11-06T00:34:00.002+11:00

Fellow readers,I have a new idola now.

As you can see from the title,his name is Nick Vujicic.You can just google about this awesome guy and you will realize how effing awesome he is.Seriously.

I don't have to further elaborate him here because you can know more about him at attitudeisaltitude

Click that and read more about him.

I know some of the critics will "condemn" me for idolizing him out of sympathy but HELL NO! You are FUCKING wrong.Ooops the F word comes out.LOL!

I simply love his POSITIVE and PASSIONATE mentality which I always believe are the most important aspects in life.He is a living example of why Life Is Beautiful.I salute him.

More importantly,he is a worldwide inspirational speaker.When I mention the word speaker,I get really excited because as a toastmasters,it is my dream to learn from the inspirational speakers and one day I would be like them.Standing in front of the people,giving my inspirational speech,receiving standing ovation.Yes I Can!

Cheers to Nick!

A deserving member of Team Bring it!

ZhengLik.

Sharing the Grins!

2011-11-03T16:54:00.002+11:00

Found some interesting stuffs in facebook.

Without any hesitation,I decided to share them with you so that you can have a couple of laughs.Well,this is one of the aims of zhenglik.blogspot.I want to make you feel happy,feel awesome and continue to bring it every day.

Cheers!

If I were to ask you what kind of man do you want to be?

Handsome + Smart?

Handsome + Kind?

Kind + Smart?

Or be greedier a bit,take all three.

What do you reckon?

The answer lies below.

To be honest with you,I only agree to Handsome + Smart guys are jerks.What kind of man do I think I am?

Awesome + Arrogant.

Oooops! Not in the list!

With cutting edge technology,everything seems to change.Since everyone loves change,the world is growing rapidly.Therefore,to pick up the pace,our daily conversation has to change as well.

Below dialog shows a conversation between a little boy and his dad.

20 years later,this is how I will explain to my son.

Beware,the lik junior.

Your daddy has got an awesome explanation for you.What up!

What about the road signs?

They want change as well!

There they got it.
Read from left to right,up to bottom.

Please,don't attempt to write this in your Undang-undang peperiksaan.

But,you can always argue with the police.

Grin!

ZhengLik.

Epic Meal Time!

2011-10-31T23:28:00.002+11:00

20 burgers!

Let's do it!

Tonight is epic meal time!

Time to bring it!

I feel so disgusted to eat hungry jacks burger now.

Not even for free.

If you were not done with it,I have two words for ya "suck it"!!!!!!!!

When is the next time we have bitter gourds epic meal time?

What about 15 burgers on the bottom,one layer of bacon strip on top,15 burgers again,another layer of bacon strip,another 15 burgers and finally pizza as the roof!

What up!

ZhengLik

Star Craft II

2011-10-29T21:38:00.004+11:00

What up people!

Today,I will talk about the current game that I am playing.It's called StarCraft 2 Wings of Liberty!This game is introduced by Tan ~~Boon~~ Soon Teck who always look down at me when I told him that I prefer Red Alert more than Star Craft.

However,to be honest with you(another favourite sentence of Soonteck),Star Craft 2 is so much more fun than RA.I will just have to admit that.

By the way,there is an expansion to this game,probably coming out on next year?It is called Star Craft 2 Heart of the Swarm.

A few awesome units are added into it.

I am looking forward to it now!

Anyway,you may ask what race do I normally use.My answer is I don't know.I have learned the basics for all 3 races and therefore I enjoy using any one of them,depending on my mood.Sadly to inform,I am a newbie.Not exactly a newbie as I think I can play above newbie level.Probably a beginner?Amateur?Grin!

For those who are interested about war game,you should try it out.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

The Lik's Super Sports!

2011-10-25T22:27:00.004+11:00

What a weekend we had!

The World of Sports is just so big that many amazing stories happened,ranging from the most popular Football or we call it Soccer in Australia,Rugby,Badminton to MotoGP.

Therefore,I have an urge(yea,again!) to share with you some of the awesome sports news that happened during the weekend.

Let us begin with Football!

I am pretty sure that the first word from every sports column in every newspapers,every TV channels and even every football fans is WTF! Yes,you are right.We are talking about how Manchester City thrashed Manchester United by 6-1.As much as being a Man Utd hater,my response is still WTF!No one would believe that,none of the Man Utd fans would want to believe that because the results is shameful.I repeat SHAMEFUL!I guess Manchester City have done a great favour for every football fans,that is SHUT Man Utd up!

If you think that's it about football news,you are wrong!The following results is even shocker!Has anyone of you heard of the club QPR?Queen's Park Rangers?!?!I bet you only heard of it recently when the Air Asia CEO Tony Fernandes purchased the club.Mr Tony's club had beaten the mighty Chelsea by 1-0.That result could not be any better after they were thrashed 6-0 last week.By the way,the penalty decision against Chelsea was the correct one.It was a foul,and a foul in the box which can only mean Penalty!Bosingwa's sent off?Referee's blunder.However,to err is human.

What about Rugby?

New Zealand finally won the Rugby World Cup,their second only where the first came in the inaugural tournament.

Surprise right?Even England had won twice.I'm sorry England,I am not supposed to be sarcastic here but England national team always fail in every tournament.Ooops,sorry!

Nevertheless,Congratulations to the All Blacks.Finally Bring it!Enjoy the moment!

In Badminton,I have only one question!Just one.

Is Chen Long a main threat for our Datuk in the future important competitions?

He had beaten our Datuk in back to back finals.

Scary!

If you smelllllllllllllll,what the rock is cooking!!!!!

Hellow fellow wrestling fans,it's time to grab your remote control and tune on Monday Night Raw!It's chaotic!After the attitude era,finally I reckon the current ongoing Monday Night Raw is worth watching!

By the way,The Rock will be coming back soon!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile,please cheer for my new idol CM PUNK!

Readers,we have a sad news in MotoGP.

Marco Simoncelli,a young talented motorist was involved in a fatal accident and succumbed to the injuries.Ironically,the tragic happened during the Malaysian Grand Prix at Sepang.

OMG!Malaysia hogged the headline again!

May you rest in peace.

Below video shows you the fatal crash!

Not for the weak heart.

Hope you enjoy the lik's super sports!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

The Love Guru

2011-10-22T22:01:00.004+11:00

Fellow readers,I have been telling you that how I used my humourous speech and spearheaded my way to the division contest.I have shown you a few photos as well.However,one thing is still missing.The video!!!Unfortunately,video taking was not allowed during the contest.Therefore,to satisfy your insatiable appetite,I have decided to share my speech here.

I will have to admit that reading the speech is not as funny as watching the comical act of the speaker,but at least it will give you some ideas on what my speech was about and some of the punchlines that you are able to see.

True to the title,

Fellow toastmasters, I am your Love Guru for the day and I will be teaching you 3 important ways to sustain a great relationship, be it Husband and Wife, Boys and Girls or even Gays and Lesbians, you will be benefited today. (Head Wobbling)

I may be a 20 year old teenager, and this makes you think that I am inexperienced to be your Love Guru. However, the sensei once said “Don’t judge a book by its cover”. Today, I say “Don’t judge the Love Guru by his youthful appearance”

Now, I know everyone thinks that money is the key to a successful relationship? (Flaunting the real oz cash)

I say “absolutely not” because we know that money is the root of all evils. Instead, it only encourages the rich people to have more mess up relationships. (Shake Head)

Then, you ask “Love Guru, Love Guru, what are the ways then?” (In kid’s voice)

Need not worry fellow toastmasters, as your Love Guru, it is my ultimate duty to ensure each and everyone of you learn the keys to successful relationships by the end of my speech.

The very first way is none other than compliments. Woman can’t live without them. As a man, it is our duty to shower tons of compliments on the ladies, preferably from alphabet A all the way to the end. Let us do a rehearsal. A for Awesome, B for Beautiful, C for Cute, D for Diligent, E for Elegant, F for Foxy, G for Gorgeousssss, H for Hot! And probably you will want to stop at there before continue for IJK, which might stand for I’m Just Kidding (High Pitch), such an anti climax.

Trust me, whenever women receive compliments, you will see as if a golden light ray is shining on them, followed by beautiful wings spread from behind their backs, a halo sparkles brightly on their heads, all you are seeing right now are angels, living perfect lives!

Then, you say “some of the compliments are lies and mummy said it’s not good to tell lies”, hang on brother, Men love what they see, therefore women wear makeup. What about women? Women love what they hear, therefore men tell lies! Common Sense.

The second thing, take note ladies and gentlemen, this is important. Hold your breath and listen carefully. Often, we see a lot of relationships end in unhappiness due to communication problems. According to a research, women speak about 70000 words per day, Men? 15000 words. All you have to do is by asking a woman how was her day, the woman will tell you what she had for breakfast, who she met, where she went, why she gossip about this and that….. non-stop. As a courtesy, she will ask “what about your day”?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what most men will answer due to limited words. “Okay” (low pitch)

“Come on, tell me more about it. Why you always don’t wana share with me…yerrrrrrr” (high pitch, stomping floor)

“Really Nothing” (low pitch)

This is where quarrel begins. Let’s face it. The man does not know how to say it, how to get to the point and how to organize his speech. All these 3 topics, we have them in our competent communication manual. Clearly, the man does not join Toastmasters for his own good!!!!

After I joined toastmasters, I realize that in toastmasters, we do not only learn how to give speech, but also on evaluating people. Therefore, I have come up with an idea. Whenever a lady starts ranting at you out of no reason, sometimes they blame period/menstruation for that, nevertheless I reckon you should not retaliate because it only makes things worse. Instead, take out a pen and a piece of paper, sit back and start evaluating them. To your amazement, you will realize that the lady has exceptional body language when she is scolding you(show the ranting way), not to forget her vocal variety as well. Simply Thumb’s up! The only thing that you do not want to evaluate will be the time because once a lady starts ranting at you, they never stop. Tick Tock Tick Tock, it seems like eternal. (look at the watch) Errrr….Horrible(Close Ear).

Therefore, it is safe to make a bold statement that Ralph Smedly, the founder of toastmasters, did not design this program to improve public speaking skills only but to SAVE our relationships as well! All hail the Great Ralph Smedly. (Saluting pose)

Look at how happy some of you are laughing right now. This makes me assume that some of you join toastmasters for that purpose. Grin!

What’s coming up next is nothing funny but a serious message. All of us are not here just to LOL, but to learn valuable ways to sustain our relationships. Hence, it is undeniable that the mastermind behind every successful relationship is the commitment between 2 parties. It is very important because without Mr. Commitment, it is almost certain that the relationship will end in failures, though compliments and toastmasters sometimes do help to make a U-turn.

In conclusion, compliments, toastmasters and commitments are the key elements in a successful relationship. If only we have those 3 elements together, our relationship will blossom into true love, forever love and eternal love. Ladies and Gentlemen, please remember this message well because as your love guru, it is my responsibility to make sure every one of you is loved! Let us live in a world that is full of loves!

Thank You.I hope you enjoy reading it.

FYI,the final point was edited because I tried to put in some messages in the speech,therefore sacrificing my Jesus Christ point,which I feel kinda regret now.*shake head*

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Photos from Toastmasters

2011-10-20T12:24:00.002+11:00

Yo!

If you guys still remembered,I Promised to upload a few photos from my competition and here they are.

Though the trophies are still missing,I will upload the photos once I get them back.

Cheers!

That was during the Sydney Area 25 Humourous Speech Contest where I emerged victorious.

Taking photo with the toastmasters of the evening.

The photos below were taken during the Haweksbury Division Contest.

I was interviewed by Madam Elizabeth,who happened to be the alumni of Macquarie University.

That was after my speech.

No photos were taken during the speech as photographing was prohibited.

She told me that I was her ideal man because I showed humility and mainly because I was perfectly suited up.Grin!

and Of course my certificate.

ZhengLik.

Humourous Speech Contest

2011-10-17T21:54:00.002+11:00

Yo!

The Hawkesbury division Humourous speech contest just ended yesterday.Unfortunately,I did not emerge as victorious this time.Nevertheless,I gained invaluable experiences from the competition.No wonder our sensei always tells us to take part in competition.There are some special things that can only be gained through experience.

It's very true,my friends.

Allow me to share with you a little about my competition experience.That was my first time standing on a stage,facing 150 audience!Oh yeah!The number was 150.Scary!Imagine there were 150 pairs of eyes gaping at you while you tried to "zo siao" on the stage.The atmosphere was kinda intimidating.However,I am proud to say that I have conquered the fear now.Stage fright might not be an issue for me anymore.Grin!

Anyway,the contestants were amazing.There was a guy who talked about how to be a rock star.Amazingly,he stripped off his shirt on the stage,put on the rock stars attire and brought out an electronic guitar.What's next?He started to perform like a rock star on the stage,during the competition.Simply thumb's up!Undeniably,the crowd went wild.Everyone was in ROCK N ROLL mood!

That was how fun toastmasters can be!

It's amazing that in toastmasters,the people are actually trying their best to help one another,not only in regular meeting,but even in competition as well.All the toastmasters members joke around happily,like a happy family.I firmly believe that my decision to join toastmasters is the correct one as I feel that I am improving every day.

Ladies and Gentlemen,if you had too much free time,I urge you to take part in toastmasters program as it does not only improve your public speaking skills,but also provide you a sense of belonging.

The elder toastmasters always say "Leaders are built here".

I will prove them right!

Cheers!

ZhengLik

L O L

2011-10-13T21:32:00.002+11:00

Yo Yo Yo!

What up people!

I have gladly finished my mid-sem test,though it was tough but screw that.It's over now!

Time to have some L O L which stands for Laugh Out Loud.

Come on,You have to know this modern word by now.

There are a few pictures that I grabbed from facebook,simply because I found them very interesting,worth sharing them with you just to L O L.

I really doubt that this photo has been photoshopped before.

After all,nothing wrong with two leaders having teh tarik before the conference.

But it does look irony.

Maybe,they are good friends?At least they were.

I am in awe,reading the road sign.

It's located in Kuala Lumpur.

Any idea?

Imagine when you are asking me on the location,I yell at you "Puki Mak Ulah". Faham tak? Saya di Puki Mak Ulah! Dengar tak?

This is a real anti climax!

For banana,Please ask somebody to translate this epic story for you.

This really makes me L O L!

I wonder if people are doing this?

Apple and Banana.

Somebody,please add the benefits of those fruits.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

How I Met My First Friend

2011-10-09T16:09:00.005+11:00

Who's that guy who showed off his peace sign trademark in my standard 1 class photo?

That was my very first impression on him,until mum told me that he was her friend's son.From that moment onward,I know that I will be very close with him because that was how a standard 1 kid made friends with each other.

"Hey,my mummy knows your mummy.Yeah,let's be friends!"

Wasn't that sentence often used when you tried to start a conversation with the others?

After all this pointless conversations,a mischievous kid like me will definitely s

how off my trump card which happened to be the Sony Play Station 1 to my very first friend in primary.Maybe it was correct to say that he was my first ever friend,though I knew a few friends back in kindergarten but trust me,I can't even remember any single name in my kindergarten.Was Allan Tan counted as my kindergarten friend?I used to remember that Allan Tan was in the same class with me,not too sure though.

Anyway,when my trump card was laid on my first friend,he was super excited and from then onward,he visited my house very often to improve our friendships?Sounds so gay.Well,I mean to play game with me.Oh Hang On people,you really think I had only one trump card to lure my friend to my house?Trump card number 2 was none other than the mountains of toys that I possessed.I did not remember where I picked those toys up but there were some

interesting characters like Dragon Ball, Soldiers, some random aliens etc. etc. Kids loved these toys huh?

He and I were very close as we were always in the same class for the entire primary school life.He was such a small sized kid,gullible face and if you were to give him a fierce glance,I seriously believed that he will hide behind the curtains.Probably because of his naive looking face and nice personalities,he easily became my best friend.Well,you see!I love to mingle with good students,especially the kind-hearted and gullible looking ones because I can bully them?No,I mean because I can trust them.Grin!

If I were to look around for this kind of great friends,I was able to name a few.Boonhooi was one of them,Ling keat as well,not to forget my little Chiauyee too.Good humans have never failed to capture my attentions.Wow!Sounds like a bird of the same feather flocks together?Yes,indeed!I'm proud to say that.

Growing up together with him was quite an awesome experience because both of us shared lots of mutual interests like football,wrestling,winning elevens,chess......Well,if you had two guys who enjoyed playing football,they would most likely be bosom buddies.That's why we were,and we still are.

There was a thing very funny about him.I suspected that he was a gay,Ooo

ops!The obvious reason was he was afraid of girls/ladies/hot chicks,which made me wondered that was I living in constant danger for being so good with him?Hahaha.Just kidding anyway.He did show some interests at the girls/ladies at the moment.Hopefully we will see him holding hands with some other girls in the near future and that will be A W E S O M E ! I will have mummy tears.Proud to see that he is bringing it.

Well in the past,I used to be like a big brother to him because I always bullied him.However,for now,I am afraid that is no longer the case.Instead,he has become my elder brother now.Imagine in the past,he was a short and powerless kid.That was a time when people bullied him and he was powerless and too coward to retaliate.Therefore,the only weapon for him was crying out loud like a baby.However,after experiencing extraordinary hormones gr

owth,he is a muscular and tall man who often visits the gym now.Frankly speaking,he can be like Ip-Man who craves for 10 players in every fight.我要十个！Therefore,to my elder brother,please protect me from bullies.Hypothetical Hi-5 !

Fellow readers,this is how I met my first friend,Mr Yap Wooi Yun!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Cat Mario!!!!!

2011-10-07T00:14:00.004+11:00

Fellow readers,I have an awesome news to announce!

I have finished the cat mario flash game!!!!

I AM A W E S O M E!

Well,I guess I haven't introduced you to the cat mario flash game as I have only shared it on my facebook.This is one helluva difficult crazy idiotic kisiao moliu game that required high intelligence and patience.Suffice to say,I have conquered the IMPOSSIBLE.

Yes,I call the game as impossible because it is super BIRD!My fellow friend played until pissed off and gave up in the end.The Lik's never say die attitude brought him through.So touching,mama tears now.

Ladies and Gentlemen,please see the youtube video for Cat Mario.

Super Hilarious!

Let me show you some of the pictures that I managed to printscreen while I was playing just now.The youtube only showed you the first round,but there are 4 rounds to be won!

Can you see the giant size white colour egg face monster?

Guess what happened to it?

Because it snatched away my mushroom and grew in size.WTF?!?!

See,once you cleared the first round,you reached the second level,and straight fell into hell.Die!Restart again,same consequence.Wtf!

Wondering what the idiotic purple mushroom lurking on top of the tube?

It's poisonous.Touch it,and you die.

This aint ordinary picture captured by me.

Can you see the vertical and horizontal tubes?

If you enter the horizontal tube,you will be blasted outward and guess what?You die!

WTF!

Somehow,I realised the reason why I was such a noob in this game.

Because I don't read Japanese words.

Cis!

Hope you enjoy this PISSED OFF game!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Be All and End All

2011-10-04T17:01:00.002+11:00

Fellow readers,today I have an urge to write a post about examinations.

Somehow,I know that the form 3 students are having their dreaded PMR examinations right now.However,my advice is don't over stress yourself and don't get too obsessed at getting straight A's.

Trust me,the exams is not the be all and end all of your life.Instead,they are quite useless.

Why am I so sure about this? Because I was once the slave for those examinations.

Let's see.

UPSR - straight A's.What do I get?An entry ticket to Chung Ling High School.That's all.Fullstop.

PMR - straight A's.Get nothing at all,other than a sense of pride.And appeared on newspapers.Guess so.Shittiest exam ever.

SPM - 13 A's.No scholarships,wait,maybe 30% tuition fees waiver from Inti International College Penang.Now,nobody looks at my results anymore.

HSC - ATAR 96.85.Entry to Macquarie University?Doesn't sound very convincing to me,because as long as you obtain 90 or higher,you can do actuarial studies in UNSW or Melbourne University.Nobody cares now.

Till now,I am studying in Macquarie University,which I have yet to graduate from it.Therefore,I can't tell you if the results are important but I do think they are because the top companies will certainly look at your results before employing you.Think so.

Therefore,my message for the students who are sitting for government exams or college exams is Don't Worry!Everything would be fine,even if your results aren't satisfying,No Problem at all.Nobody gives a shit in the university.At least,as the undergraduate,I reckon so.If next time,a company hires me because I scored straight A's in UPSR,PMR and SPM,I will be the first one to tell you that.Mark my words.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

Tetris Battle!

2011-10-02T20:56:00.007+11:00

Hello People!

There is a new trend in facebook now.Though Facebook is still the best stalking weapon on earth,people are now addicted to the TETRIS BATTLE!

What up!

It is so addictive that a lot of people are playing it.

Put it simple,it is legen-wait for it-dary!

Due to me being not so skilful,I find it extremely tough to play with the random opponents on a normal map.Therefore,to keep my level in tact,I begin to play the combo king map and the outcome has been so far pleasing.

Well,just a suggestion.

By the way,I find that their rankings are quite awesome.

For example,level 1 is called newbie,then as you slowly gain level,you have different names.Names like master,guru,practitioner,expert,elite and the most awesome one will be God of Tetris,which belongs to the highest ranking in the game.

Do you remember that Laughing gor also play this game in the TVB series?

According to him,this game can reduce stress.

I am not quite sure with that,but no harm giving it a try.

Cheers!

Zheng Lik.

What a Malaysian Should know

2011-09-30T11:02:00.002+10:00

Baby you are my fireworkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Alright,recently I am addicted to the song "firework" by Katy Perry.Guess I should stop here before continue to shout the song in a scary manner.

Anyway,I came across a post shared on the Malaysian Student Association group which was about "What a Malaysian Should know".

Some of them I find them not really funny,but a lot are great! Hence,I have decided to share with all of you here.

NATIONAL EXCUSE to bribe:

Minum Kopi

Nice!

NATIONAL EXCUSE not paying Saman by the due date:

Discount will eventually come

The Truth.

NATIONAL EXCUSE for irresponsible political statements:

Nope.We were misquoted.

The Best.

NATIONAL EXCUSE when rejecting invitation:

I got some work to do..you all go first.

Typical Malaysian.

NATIONAL EXCUSE for petrol increase:

Still cheaper than our neighbour countries.

The Noob.

NATIONAL EXCUSE for price increase:

Petrol Naik.

Same old trick.

NATIONAL rubbish dump:

Anywhere,as long as it is not your house.

Epic!

NATIONAL fake illness for getting MC (women):

Menstrual Pain.

Legendary.

NATIONAL fake illness for getting MC (men):

Food Poisoning?

I don't think so.

Instead,I will say headache,stomach dizzy.

FYI,the third line of every NATIONAL issue is what I thought of them.Just saying.

People who come up with this must be really creative and a true Malaysian.

Salute!

Malaysia Boleh!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Graduation

2011-09-27T23:30:00.002+10:00

Semester break also means that graduation ceremonies are ongoing in the university.

I have attended a graduation of my senior and I realised that the atmosphere was so good.

I do not know how to describe to you,but looking at those who successfully graduated made me so proud and happy as if I was their daddy.

Grin!

Currently I am dreaming about my own graduation which is likely to happen in 2013 April,if everything goes the right way.I guess it's still early to think about it,but dreaming big is not harmful.

Imagine I am wearing the graduation square hat,I jump up and throw my fist into the air,yelling I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!

I am certainly anticipating that day.

While for now,I have a few more graduations to attend on tomorrow.Best of luck to my friends who are graduating tomorrow in their future endeavours.I am sure your family and your friends are proud of you.At least I am.Grin!

All the photos will be uploaded as soon as I have it.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

The Champ Is Here!

2011-09-23T22:47:00.002+10:00

Fellow friends,I am so proud!

Remember that I told you I won the humourous contest in my toastmasters club?

Today,I represented my club for the area contest.

Fortunately enough for me,I emerged victorious in the Area 25,which means I will be representing the area for the division contest now.

The Love Guru Speaks,this topic is well accepted by everyone.I think it is not too wrong to say that the jokes I insert inside are kinda universal.Of course,the last point is meant for the toastmasters to understand and to laugh.

I feel so ecstatic now!

I am really looking forward for the division contest.Hopefully I can be the champ again!

By the way,let me share my experiences with you in the area contest.

Obviously,as much as I have prepared,I was super duper nervous.Seriously,my knees were really buckling.I was so scared,out of no reasons.Imagine that you already have a well prepared speech,but as more speakers went up to the stage,you began to forget bits by bits until your mind was a complete blank.Terrible feeling.

Somehow,when I stepped onto the stage,my confidence grew as I began delivering my speech.It was a really good sight to see so many people enjoying your speech.That sight definitely gave me lots of confidence.Thank you to the audience.Sincerely.

I find that being the last one to present the speech was not good at all.The nervousness struck non-stop.I was always hoping to draw the first number so that I can deliver my speech and then sit down and enjoy the speeches from other speakers.Being the last one to present,my mind was only focusing on my speech,nothing else.Terrible feeling again.

By the way,though I won the humourous speech contest,I lost in the table topics contest.I did not perform good enough at that contest.Anyway,the winner was truly marvelous.Truly deserved to be the winner.I would say experiences definitely make you a better table topics speaker.I am still far behind that.

Just for your info,the title for the table topics contest was "LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL".

Have a go if you like to.

Meanwhile,let me sit back and enjoy my success.

Photos will be posted as soon as I get them.Not to forget,my awesome trophies and certs as well.

Cheers!

Regards

Zheng Lik

Square Watermelon

2011-09-20T12:07:00.002+10:00

Look!

The Awesome people have come up with this idea.

The main reason is the square watermelon saves up a lot of spaces.

Well,to think that the watermelon is always a round fruit is not very convincing anymore.Does the creativity of human impress you?

What are you going to tell your children in the future?Grin!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

The Hypocrite Theory

2011-09-16T21:22:00.003+10:00

It is conception day today!

Which can only mean that the semester break is here!!!

Which also means that I have much free time to throw some trash talks here!

What up people!

Once again,I have a sudden urge to write a topic on The Hypocrite Theory.

The urge comes at the right time as I have longed to write the theory here but I just could not summon enough creativity and time to blog it.Need not worry now,I have everything prepared in my mind and am ready to begin my trash talks about the theory right here right now at The Special Blog.

1. People who come from Kuala Lumpur are ranked as the worst hypocrites in The Special Blog.I am not trying to be "placist" here,but it is definitely true.By the way,we have the word racist which means discriminating certain races,therefore I have come up with the word "placist" which means discriminating certain places.Citizens from KL have to put on masks to socialize with people because their outlooks are more important than anything else.They might smile at you for one moment,another moment they will turn their back on you.To make you feel better,you can assume that you come from Selangor(though there isn't much difference).Well,just saying.

2. Politicians/people who garner for votes are equally worse.I probably rank them as number 1 as well.Imagine that how many times these people give you empty promises?Politicians,don't bother answer this question because it is a rhetorical question.I really cannot tolerate nor respect these people because it goes against my principle to promise things that I might not be able to do.You say this is stupidity from me and I understand why.Perhaps I should try to learn a bit/a tiny bit from the hypocrites.After all,I should have a lot of KL friends.Well,just saying again.

3. Girls/Ladies/Women(GLW) are quite the hypocrites also.Everyone of them must have their own version of cat fights with some other GLWs.However,when they meet each other,they will pretend to be really close friends and compliment each other non-stop,followed by some giggles.Behind the scene,they will say "she's such a bitch".Moreover,as far as I am concerned,their primary hobby is gossiping.Therefore,they know a lot of your bad stuffs,especially guys.Seriously,they can even know things that you thought they would not know.GLW just have this kind of ability.Scary.....

4. This theory is meant for the guys.Beware guys.Brotherhood is not easy to forge.Don't ever think,not even a split second that guys who always have fun with you are your true brothers.They might not backstab you,but I can guara-damn-tee that they won't help you either.Happiness shared together,Requests FUCKED off.Ooops,I just said the F word.Have I not told you before that this is not a PG blog.If you want PG,go read some cartoon blogs.

5. If I throw an honest but talented player and a hypocrite in an interview,the hypocrite will win because he/she can promise tons of things which the honest fella cant.In Malaysia,in order to survive,you need not be the fittest but the "fakest".Malaysians love to hear shits,being frank will lead you no where.Therefore,if I were you now,I will start learning some "humble" sentences like "You Look Great Today","I guarantee you that this shit will be a success","I am fully committed and devoted to this shit" etc. etc.Whenever they say those shit stuffs,they will unintentionally touch their noses or chins.If you see that,you know it is a lie because their body languages have betrayed them.

6. Arrogant people are normally not hypocrites.Perhaps you can rephrase the sentence into People who are not hypocrites are not necessarily arrogant.What's wrong when they show their true self by saying things that are "tabooed"?It may be offensive but it is what they want to say.Jose Mourinho is a great example for this.He is always the man that I respect.

Lastly,this is just my hypocrite theory.I am not directing it to anyone specifically.Everything that I have said is just in general case.

If you find it offensive,I am really sorry?!?!(see this is what a hypocrite does)

The Lik says If you find it offensive,then don't bother reading it.

Go read some other posts that you may find interesting.

Cheers for the honourable Men and Women!

Hypocrites,stay aside.

ZhengLik.

Life as a Referee

2011-09-14T17:58:00.002+10:00

What up!

It is my pleasure to tell you that I am currently doing a part time job as a soccer referee/you call it football referee.

It's not an super uphill task,but instead it is quite fun to watch the players fighting hard for the ball.Only then,I realize that the players are so funny because all their eyes are focus on one round ball,as if the one who successfully makes a kick is the winner of the game.Well,that is how you define football.

Anyway,I am officiating a 7-a-side soccer competition organised by Macquarie Sports and Aquatic Center.Of course,I get paid for that.

So far,I have already officiated 10 matches and there were lots of interesting stuffs happened on the field.The likes of brawling,shoving,sliding tackle,yelling at the opponent with Cantonese(obviously the opponent is Caucasian/or you call them Guai Lou) and many more.Frankly speaking,you expect nothing less from the players who constantly yell at the referee as if every single push or tackle was a foul.

No way!

When The Lik officiates the match,you shut your damn mouth and know your damn roles.Well,that's not quite the way I act.When the players yell at me,I am ignorance and me too am focusing on the ball only.I just love to allow play-on because I strongly believe that football is a man's game.It is a war which needs constant fighting spirits,definitely not a single light push can halt the war.

Till now,I am still a firm believer of to be a good referee,you have to be SMART and of course Ignorance.Only when you are equipped with these qualities,you can be unbiased in the game.

FEAR NO ONE except your boss!FAIR PLAY!

In conclusion,Chinese loves to fight in the game.They just love to quarrel and yell at everyone for absolute no reason.Well,the best part is they converse in Chinese,which is unfortunate for them because I understand Chinese/Cantonese.Grin!For obvious reason,I respect the Whites more in the game.

ZhengLik.

Hard Rock Cafe Sydney

2011-09-11T13:08:00.004+10:00

Yesterday night,we went to Hard Rock Cafe Sydney to celebrate Voon Bing's birthday.It was a Saturday night and as expected without any prior booking,we were made to wait for nearly 2 and a half hours before finally being seated.

Cis!

From the group photo,I know you are asking who is this birthday boy?

The one who is standing,not those guys at the back,should be easy to recognise huh?

Or....

Yeah,there he is.

Noted that a lot of us were suited up because the theme of the night was SUIT UP,Handsome!

Okay,I added the word handsome up there.Hahahaha!

Allow me to show you the food that we were waiting for.

It took them another half an hour to serve the food.

Walao eh!

Didn't they know that a hungry man is an angry man?Ya,as angry as angry bird.

Shake head.

Jumbo Combo!

My main course - the Legendary 10 oz. Burger!

My feedback was it was too dry,maybe they should learn from Ramlee burger which put a lot of sauces.Phewwwitttt!

Some thought that I was wearing too formal for the night,but.....not before you see the following photo.

Say Hello to Mr Simpson!

Beyond satisfaction.

Herring Road 16?!?!

Anyway,I was wearing a pair of jeans as well.Not too formal,I guess?

One thing very awkward/funny/astounding happened when we were taking photo with the wording Hard Rock Cafe Sydney.

3 Aussie Chicks came in to take photo with us.That was actually nothing consider that I am in Sydney where you have way too friendly people all around you.

However,

Do you realize anything unusual about the lady STANDING in the middle?

I thought I saw some kind of she-hulk?!?!

7 feet?

Yao Ming's gene?

Shrug.

Happy Birthday Voon Bing!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

The Love Guru Speaks

2011-09-07T00:11:00.002+10:00

Hello people!

6th of September is my luckiest day!

Anyway,for your information,I have many luckiest days.

You know why?

Everything I did on that day was just so smooth and so awesome!

I felt like I am better than the machine,zero error for all day.

By the way,I took part in my toastmasters club humourous speech contest(which is something like a stand up comedy) and I won!

The Champ is here!!!!!!!

My title speaks for itself "The Love Guru Speaks".

What is so funny and awesome about this speech?I cant tell you right here because I have to represent my club for the Area Humourous Contest.No spoiler is allowed.

Too bad!

Moreover,I won the table topic contest as well.

YEAH!

That came as a real surprise but somehow I managed to scrape through.

The topic given on the spot was "The lift came to a screeching halt.You were stuck in between the floors.What are the thoughts that came through your mind at that critical moment?"

You can practise the title if you want.Time yourself for 2 minutes.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

DLC International Night

2011-09-04T00:06:00.002+10:00

Hello!

Do you guys remember my college's international night last year?

The theme was World Cup.

However,for this year,a new theme called "National icon" was introduced.According to the college,you will have to dress up like your national icons in your country.For example,from China,you have Jacky Chan(probably the only Chinese they know).Or maybe Barack Obama from the States?

For me,Malaysia has no real icon.Probably Anwar?HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Anyway,I attended for the food only.

The Awesome Desserts!

I really love Strawberry,dip in white chocolate fountain.Grin!

Marshmellow is another great thing.

Finally,they recognized Chinese Food!

I was so touched.

The first time I had char siu bao in DLC.Omg!

Mexican Burritos

The food from Far far away

I dont know the name for this pancake-look-alike stuff.

Spinach inside.

From Popeye,probably.Toot toot!

I heard it is called Mexican Rice

I don't like it.

A question from International Trivia session:

What does "Quick Little Fellow" in Chinese refer to?

I failed to answer this question.I am not a Chinese.Damn!

Well,the answer is.......

You Guess.

I will leave the answer in the comment box to prevent spoiler.

Anyway,I only got 2 correct,out of possible 12 because a lot of questions are about the States.It seemed to me that the session was meant for the States more than globally.

What is the Capital of Kuwait?

Kuwait City

What ...... bla bla bla....didnt hear it.....then playboy word came out.....bla bla....?

Hugh Hefner.

Thank You.

I am Awesome!

ZhengLik.

Merdeka!

2011-09-02T09:51:00.002+10:00

Yo!

I am 2 days late for the merdeka celebration.

Anyway,Happy Merdeka!

Happy 54th?

Yeah,54 years have passed.Hopefully we shall see 54 times the development in our country.

Sharing with you the best Malaysia patriotic song.

Keranamu Malaysia.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Interesting Photos

2011-08-29T16:08:00.002+10:00

It is believed that my ancestor Mr Ip Man's Wing Chun is so popular in the community that everyone is learning it.

Be it for self-defence or to look awesome......

How about the monkey?

They need some kung fu for survival as well,probably at fighting for banana.

佛山咏春派 - Lao Gao

The Kopitiam is fighting hard to survive in this harsh reality life.

Therefore,creativity is very important.

For a kopitiam,creativity begins from the menu.If your kopitiam have special menu that the others don't have,you win!

Simple rule.

How about serving you with a cup of "cum"?

RM1.30

Perhaps you can create yours to earn for a living.Yuck.....

ZhengLik.

Awesful Sushi Night!

2011-08-26T21:08:00.003+10:00

Right!

A group photo to kick off this post.

I was inside the photo,probably hiding behind A-Kon,the guy with the spikiest hair of the night/or you can probably call him the Penangite as well.

That aint ordinary sushi night,but the night was meant to celebrate Niwa Law's 21st Birthday.Don't fret just yet,his nickname is Niwa and his first name is Law?!?!

Oh wait,you are probably asking who is Niwa Law?

Not the guy sitting on the presidential seat,that was my second friend in Sydney PK Kang Ling Keat.Niwa Law was sitting next to.....too difficult to tell.You figure it out yourself.

Anyway,the title is written as "Awesful" Sushi Night,not without a reason.I actually tried to write AWESOME Sushi Night,but hang on a sec,I still could not forgive that the amount of sushi and the food served made me so full until I could no longer swallow anything else.Irony?You better remember the shop's name,it's called Ichimaru,located in Chatswood.

More importantly,we only paid 20 dollar per person.

How on earth can they serve so much food with so little money paid?It was definitely not in proportion.Yea,complaining about big portion sounds funny right.I feel so but nevertheless,it's an awes....wait for it....ful night.Everyone was so full,walking out from the restaurant with big tummies.

Grin!

A slideshow of the food served.

After all the gastronomical experience,I could no longer swallow another sushi.Not even the monkey on my shirt can do so.Every plate of food was multiplied by 5,let us just take the sushi as an example.

32 sushi in a plate,5 plates = 5x32=160 sushi up for grab.

we have 19 fellas minus 2 vegetarian,therefore 160/17 = 9.4 sushi per person.Oh Thank God,I had 10,slightly above the average.

Only if my monkey could eat more....we would not have to pack the food back as next day supper.

Anyway,it was a great restaurant,great food and reasonably priced.Thumb's up!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Football Grins!

2011-08-21T19:17:00.003+10:00

What upppppppppp!

Recently,I read a few articles and I find them very amusing.Therefore,I decide to share with you.Yeah,they are the funny things in football,particularly the Barclays Premier League.

I believe that it is something you are willing to spend your time for the sake of laughter,especially for football fans.

Here we go!

One goal in 19 + 1 games since January.Fernando Torres is a 27-year-old World Cup Winner who cost 50 million pounds and this is his fifth season in Premier League,yet he is still being spoken about as a teenage switching countries and needing a year to settle.These are just excuses after Sergio Aguero has just reminded us what world-class strikers do on their debuts. -Brian Reade

Cesc Fabregas saga spluttered to an end,Barcelona claimed they'd reversed an insidious trend in modern football by retrieving a child stolen from them.Their selfless act of charity exposed as nothing of the sort when they immediately slapped a 130 million pounds buy-out tag on someone they had valued at 30 million all summer. - Brian Reade

Cesc Fabregas,for 8 years spent at Arsenal,he only got a lousy FA Cup medal.In Barcelona,he has won his first medal after less than 1 week.We should wish him well.

Sir Alex boasts of having 7 great strikers but at West Brom,Manchester United still have to rely on the lethal weapon that has served them so well in the past 10 years.Own Goal.

It is believed that Fernando Torres' transfer to Chelsea was delayed until the final hour of the transfer window because John Terry had failed to agree personal terms with Fernando's wife.

Arsenal were in for both Chris Smalling and Phil Jones but Man United outbid them.However,United were also in for Oxlade-Chamberlain and yet Arsenal outbid them this time.No wonder the Arsenal fans are tearing their hair out.

Apparently,"Luka Modric" is found tweeting his miserable life in Spurs."I need a big team,as I am a big player,playing with Crouch is killing my career"

Arsenal have been labelled as mega rich Man City latest feeder club as we see Gael Clichy,Adebayor and Kolo Toure moving there.Samir Nasri is beginning to look that way.

Enjoy!

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

The Great Things

2011-08-19T23:16:00.004+10:00

What upppppppppppppp!

It's friday friday everybody loves friday!!!

I am still wondering why on earth do so many people hate Rebecca Black's Friday?Probably because the song sucks.Maybe they hate Rebecca more than they hate the song.Well,my advice is never be smart and become a singer at a young age.Look at the poor Justin Bieber.....Shake head.

Anyway,once again I have the sudden urge to blog about the great things that I brought from Malaysia to Sydney.Trust me,I feel really proud and grateful at the same time to bring them over here.Yea,I am Awesome!

The very first great thing belongs to my crocs sandals!

It is very comfortable and I actually prefer it more than any other shoes.Normally,I will wear it and walk around,even during winter period.Chill!!!!

Next on the list will be the great gym gloves.You know,I was thinking really hard on how did I get this glove.Only then,I remembered it was a gift from my friends during my 18th Birthday.It is good that I have blogged it so I will never forget it.Thank You to Koay Keat Yang and Yong Fung.The gloves serve me well.Thumb's up!

What's next?

Undoubtedly,the one and only Roger Federer's cap!!!!!Love that very much.As you can see,I always wear the cap when I am doing outdoor activities,like the amazing race.Grin!

However,the colour is fading.Wuwuwuuuuuuu.....

The 4th great thing will be my only pair of jeans.ONLY pair....does that sounds awesome to you?Or perhaps it's awful?Yes,to be honest with you,I don't like to wear long pants.However,this jeans is different.The feeling is good.Maybe It is the only jeans that I "acknowledge".Grin!

Alright people.There is one hygienic stuff that I have to tell you.I shall let you make a guess.It serves to make me looks more handsome,more matured,and of course more awesome!

Do you know what is it?

Come on,10 bucks up for grab!

5.....4.....3...2.....1......!!!!!

Let the photo answers you.

Last but not least,you definitely cant guess this one,no matter how many hints I am willing to give you.Therefore,I will straightaway show you the photo.

Ladies and Gentlemen,my very first friend in Sydney is not Ling Keat.Though in actual sense,he may be my first friend,the first person I talk to,but my very first companion is none other than an awesome looking guy call MONKEYPANTS!

Say Hello to Mr Monkeypants!

These Great Things,Strong Love!

Cheers!

Zheng Lik

Malaysian Student Association

2011-08-16T19:30:00.003+10:00

Realisation finally dawns on me,reminding me to introduce my Macquarie Malaysian Student Association to the readers here.

Well,I have joined this club for 2 years,almost 2 years and it is one helluva awesome club.I find it really bad for not mentioning this epic club to you because part of my colourful university's life is painted by this club.

Not to forget,some of the posts were contributed by the activities from this club.For example,The Amazing Race,Ice Skating,Mfest and etc.etc.Be grateful!

Anyway,the most traditional activity from this club is definitely the MAKAN-MAKAN event.Love it so much!

That was a great event.

Believe it or not,the students can really cook very well.Unfortunately,I don't have the photos to further strengthen my statement,but trust me the food is definitely better than my college food.Nasi Lemak,fried chicken,satay,kuih.....you name it!

I only manage to grab this poster from facebook,probably more photos will be uploaded soon.No worry,no rush,I will upload the photos here once I have them.

Cheers!

Quote of the day : Am I going to be quieter this season?Nobody shuts me up.-Jose Mourinho

ZhengLik.

My Football Theories.

2011-08-12T14:29:00.002+10:00

With Barclays Premier League kicking off tomorrow,I guess it is time for us to shift back our attention to football.Yeah!

Everyone loves football.I firmly believe that football is one of the biggest sports in this modern world,if not the biggest.Undeniably,the BPL is the most exciting league of all.

Therefore,I have a sudden urge to share with you about my football theories.

1. Football match is a war.Whenever you step onto the pitch,you are at war.The only difference between them is in football no sacrificial bodies are needed,but only goals!

2. Football is a team's game.An individual who tries to dribble past every opponent with his silly tricks is seen as a garbage to the team.

3. Football needs sportsmanship.Those who come from Barcelona Acting Academy should have no place in football.They are a disgrace to football.

4. Football determines a person's mentality.Winning mentality should be,at all time in the mind of a player.A flash of losing sight should be erased.

5. Football is a universal game.We should kick racism out of the game.It is a shame to classify people by skin colours,rather than their attitudes towards the game.

6. Football is for the tacticians as well.Like a war,every squad needs its commander who is the manager.Manager dictates the strategy to victory,players carry out their roles.Back to Point 1 and Point 4.

7. Messi is not the best player in the world.

Those are my football theories.They are just personal thoughts,nothing offensive.

Cheers!

Oh yea,before I sign off,I would like to share with you the latest edition of my Best Eleven in the game.(players who are currently active)

Reina

D.Alves Vidic A.Cole

Sneijder Gerrard Schweinsteiger Xavi

C.Ronaldo Suarez K.Aguero

Manager: Jose Mourinho

Thank You.Grin!

Zhenglik.

The Era of Awesomeness Begins!

2011-08-09T22:52:00.003+10:00

Hereby,I declare that the era of Awesomeness begins!

What is the era of awesomeness?

No Alcohol

No Gambling

No Waking Up Late

No Procrastination

No Fear

No Skipping Class

Why all the no's?

What about the Yes's?

Yes Work Smart

Yes Gym

Yes Eat a LOT

Yes Matured

Yes Eloquent

Yes Listen

This is my era of Awesomeness.

I figure it out when I turned 20 yesterday.

The Yes and No just flash through my mind,urging me to blog them to ensure I will follow it strictly.

I am 20.Well,every birthday means a lot to me.

This year,my friend sent a message to me and said "Please don't do jiao things".

Yes,he is right.I shouldn't be doing jiao things anymore since I am 20.You know,when you age changes from 1 to the digit 2,it means a huge transition for you.

However,I replied with "If I don't do jiao things,I am not the Lik anymore"

Is this some kinds of dilemma?

Mature and Jiao,I will definitely find a balance point between them because I am The Lik,The great one.

You are welcome to join me,together into my era of awesomeness!

ZhengLik.

Live on 20th Birthday.

2011-08-07T23:03:00.003+10:00

The Herring Road house 16's traditional candles.

The Awesome Cake as well.

Each candle represented a wish,which means I have made 12 wishes so far.At one go,I blew them off.High 5!

Nice video.

Really gona enjoy watching it.

the 20th year,finally I am promoted to 20.

Very Proud.

Strong Love to my family and friends.

ZhengLik.

TVB - Threesome

2011-08-04T14:07:00.001+10:00

ZhengLik.

Something to think about?

2011-08-01T16:28:00.004+10:00

I'm back to Sydney.

Therefore,I assume it is safe to talk about our beloved Prime Minister of Malaysia,Mr Najib.

Recently,I came across a link that my friends were sharing.

It was effing funny and I really salute that Malaysian.

I am not sure that if the government newspapers had publis

hed any articles about the DIAM LAR spam on the PM's wall,but I am pretty sure that Malaysia-Chronicle did.

For those that still do not know what's going on,allow the pictures below to clear your doubts.After all,a picture worth thousand words.

It all began with this Legend,

Sorry Najib.

It seemed that your Malaysian could not bear with you anym

ore though your blog discussed about the responsibilities of leaders and country's peace.

The "DIAM Lar"(shuddup) sure fired up a lot of people.

When I mean FIRED UP,I really mean it.

Who else do you wish for?

The Diam Lar quote had been severely spammed on the PM's wall.I feel sorry for him because this act is kinda uncivilised but it is the only way for the Malaysians to speak out their minds since a peaceful rally by Bersih can be ruined by the police.

What else can we do other than this childish act?

No idea.

I guess this is a very good issue for every Malaysian to think about.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

New Look!

2011-07-29T03:03:00.003+10:00

Hello!

Don't worry,this is still The Special Blog,contributed by me Zheng Lik.

After almost a year and a half,I have decided to change a new look for zhenglik.blogspot.

The theme colour is green.

Yeah,go green!

By the way,one of the reasons I want to change my blog layout is partly due to updating this blog as well.FYI,this is an old blog with the old features.Therefore,a change of new layout would carry this blog forward.You can actually share my post on twitter now!

Epic!

Anyway,you will still see a few changes to this blog.

Probably some minor and major changes.

Change is what we want!

Change for the better!

Comments on this new layout are welcomed!

More to come.

ZhengLik

SuperLibra Star Cruise

2011-07-24T23:31:00.003+10:00

What up!!!!!!!!

I went for a cruise yesterday night!

It was amazing and a great experience for me,especially when it was my first time.I highly recommend you to go for a cruise if you had not been to.

To describe how I feel?

I would say LIKE A BOSS!

For the Penangite,you can board the huge ship at the jetty.The food was surprisingly OKAY and for those who want to satisfy their hungry pangs to the fullest,feel free to devour the buffet style food.FYI,I went on Saturday night.

Anyway,

A shot on the deck.

Classic!

ZhengLik

This is Bukit Jalil

2011-07-22T16:29:00.005+10:00

Oh my God People!

I just realised that I have forgotten to upload the photos that I took in Bukit Jalil to this special blog.I always thought the You'll Never Walk Alone video in the previous post was further enhanced with the lovely photos but to my realisation,I did not upload the photos in the previous post.Such a noob I am.

Anyway,let us enjoy the photos below.

Yes You are right!

We are entering through the blue gate/pintu biru because we bought the grandstand seat.

Frankly speaking,the view from grandstand was awesome but the distance to the field was a bit disappointing because it was kinda far.

Anyway,it was still awesome.

Taking a photo with sea of redness behind me.

True ardent fans of Liverpool.

A closer look to the sea of redness.

It was so loud in Bukit Jalil.The fans were amazing.

The Malaysia National Team and the Liverpool marched towards the field.

Standing ovation for them.

Ready to Kick off.

One thing I found it very amusing was the organisers never had a session for Negaraku and Liverpool anthem.I thought it was supposed to be played before the match?So bad.

Terrible.

A penalty was awarded after a dull 25 minutes.

Charlie Adam,the Liverpool new signing stepped up to give Liverpool the lead.

That was a free kick for the national team.

Please continue to scroll down for more photos and you will realise that our Harimau was equally impressive as well.

Salute!

BANG!

Captain Safiq Rahim equalised for the Harimau.

The crowd went wild and suddenly everyone was cheering for the Harimau.The word Harimau was echoing throughout the Bukit Jalil Stadium.

It felt like you were watching the World Cup Final.

Awesome!

After that,I didn't take any photo for the second half because I was fully concentrating on the match.You know,it was difficult to watch the match while taking photos.Moreover,I have already armed myself with the dslr and have tried maximizing the zoom in function already.Too bad,I forgot to borrow the Zoom lens for better quality photos.After all,the amazing experiences were already carved in my memory.

Whoooa!

the 3 photos below show you the fans reactions.

Fireworks?

Looks like Italian Serie A now.LoL!

Typical Malaysian Style.

Raised and applaud!

And the Final Score.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

You'll Never Walk Alone

2011-07-18T02:53:00.002+10:00

People!

Nothing feel much better than this!

This is not Anfield,but somehow the atmosphere was more awesome.More importantly,the crowd was overwhelming,much more than you will see in Anfield.

People,This is Bukit Jalil!

Presenting to you,Malaysia's Liverpool ardent fans' You'll Never Walk Alone!

Grin!

ZhengLik

Grin Day.

2011-07-15T01:59:00.004+10:00

We Bring It at Khoo Kongsi,one of the tourist attractions in Penang.

See,I have become a true Penangite now by visiting those tourist attractions.

Grin!

This photo is uploaded here to show our gratitude towards the paparazzi/personal photographer Ms Chew Wen Yin.

Awesome friend,ready to take photos for us all the time.

Cheers!

Lik : Your Monkey?!?!

Cyee : Looks like Mine!

ZhengLik.

Green Heritage Game 2011

2011-07-11T00:52:00.002+10:00

The Awesome Team on the left.

The 5 legendary players.

Phew!

I have finally physically and mentally recovered from the super duper tiring,yet full of excitements Green Heritage Game.For your information,the game was organised by D Youth and it was similar to the likes of Amazing Race.

I would say this game was very well organised and it went smoothly throughout the 10 hours.Moreover,it was the biggest and the most awesome amazing race I had ever had in my life.Do you remember that I had twice participated the Macquarie University's Amazing Race organised by the university Malaysian Society?

Twice I came up short,minutes away from the Championship title,ended up being the second best.

This time,partnering with the other 4 great people,our aim was to fight till the end and be the Champion.Youth Champion of Penang,sounds great?Grin!

Unfortunately,team 53(our team number) came so close,yet so far from the Champions spot.Once again,for the third time,I was the 1st runner up.This time,it was so agonizingly close with the difference being 134 points which was only 1% of the marks we had.Cis!

Anyway,I felt grateful for the great spirits by our team members and was elated to be able to win something together.

Kudos!

p/s : money prize for 1st runner up is RM750

Team 53 is Awesome!

Photos to be uploaded here soon because my captain does not know how to upload the photos to facebook from his Iphone.

12331 - 5D number

Lastly,for the newspaper link,please click here

ZhengLik.

Diamond Anniversary.

2011-07-08T02:13:00.005+10:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,boys and girls,I am honoured to be able to witness the historical moment of the 60th Wedding Anniversary aka Diamond Celebration.

Just imagine that my Grandpa and Grandma have been married for 60 years,a feat which I find it very legen-wait for it-dary.It is an achievement which best the 53 years independence of our country.

Awesome!

This cake is specially made for this anniversary.

For your information,I have a big and united family.The feeling of strong love that binds the family together is there.I am always proud of this.Grin!

Imagine how happy my grandpa and grandma are when they have a lot of grandchildren.Chinese loves celebration,especially in a big family way.A lot of grins to be seen and enjoyed.Lots of laughter which only mean one thing - Harmony.

Everyone in the family turned up for the celebration,except 2 granddaughters who were studying at out station.However,need not worry about it.We have....

Oh yeah!Skype + Webcam.

Distance?Not a problem.

Cheers!

Allow me to introduce to you the emcee of the night,

Mr Yeap Zheng Lik!!!!

Salute!

Penangite loves to eat,but we did have the formal cultures like the toasting,cake cutting,wishing from every grandchildren to the lovely 60 years couple to carry out.

Speaking about wishing my grandparents,I wished them 相亲相爱，相敬如宾，百年好合，大吉大利，恭喜发财！

You may think that the Gong Xi Fatt Choi was redundant but guess what!There was really an ang pau(red packet) from them.Hohohohohooo!

Simply love it.

Receiving something more awesome than cash.

Grin!

Sharing some strong family photos:

Disturbing me from enjoying my lovely shark fins

The 3 musketeers!

Same colour,same style and same shirt!

The grandchildren,4 were missing.

Ooops...to the most right,he should be my uncle.Too mature to be my cousins.

Strong Love.

ZhengLik.

Fort Cornwallis

2011-07-06T14:21:00.003+10:00

People say true Penangite never visits this kind of tourist attraction.

Yes you are right.

I have never visited this fort before until the royal visit from my university friend,Mr Tan Soon Teck.Well,I have finally broken the duck.

Therefore,a few pictures about the fort.For the history,google it.

Presumably the guy who built this fort ages ago.Mr Francis Light.

Captain Jack Sparrow!

Well you see,the fort is just a normal fort.

You expect nothing else from a fort.

All you have are the cannons.

Cannons around the fort.

That's a typical fort.

No wonder true Penangite never visits the fort.

Anyway,still have to bring it at Fort Cornwallis.

I bring It!

ZhengLik.

Good Food Vol.3

2011-07-04T13:00:00.003+10:00

Hola Amigo!

Do you remember that last time I had shared with you about Good Food Vol.1 and Vol.2?Here we continue with our Good Food Vol.3.

For your information,the good food volumes that I am sharing are all only available in Penang because Penang is famous for its awesome cuisines,ranging from Malay Mamak to Chinese Hawker.Anyway,if you wanted to look back to Volume 1 and 2,you can simply search for Good Food at the search engine located on the top left of this zhenglik.blogspot.com.

Are you ready for the gastronomic journey?

Let's do it!

Charcoal Char Koay Teow

Located at Siam Road,nearby to Anson Road Market

Operate from 4pm onward till ???

Awesome taste and real char koay teow smell

Reasonably priced

The long queue and unhygienic(stalled on the road side) might be the disadvantages.

My Rating : 4.7/5.0

Ah Leng Char Koay Teow

Located at along Jalan Dato Keramat in Kafe Khoon Heang,diagonally opposite the Police Station

Only Operate in the morning,I think so.

Huge and fresh Prawns with a special bonus of Mantis Prawns

It is EXPENSIVE.

My Rating : 4.2/5.0

Apong/Apom Balik

Located at along Jalan Burmah(on your left),slightly before Union Primary School

Delicious and the affordable

Best to eat as snacks/hi tea time

Maybe unhygienic because it is located on road side?

My Rating : 4.2/5.0

That's all for today.

If you had any good recommendations,feel free to share with me.

Grin!

If you smellllllllll-la-la-laaaaa what the Lik is cooking!

ZhengLik.

Jokes of the Day!

2011-07-02T01:45:00.003+10:00

Yo people!What uuuuuup!

I have 2 pictures to share with you,just to tickle your funny bones.I call them the Jokes of the Day!Take note,it is not Jokes of the Century.Just not that funny.Grin!

I found both of them from facebook and they really amused me.

Alright,

the first one.

Alright.Allow me to explain this picture.For the Malaysians,I guess they already know what is going on.For the foreigners,you may assume that people who don in yellow shirts are deemed as illegal and therefore will be arrested by the police.This stupid implausible "yellow shirt for Bersih 2.0" stuff was declared by our Home Minister as illegal and against the law.Forget about who is our Home Minister.You wouldn't want to know him.Anyway,for your information,Bersih 2.0 is a Walk for Democracy rally.However,it is so unfortunate that the government does not allow it.

This is Malaysia.Welcome!

Therefore,to make this yellow shirt stuff into a joke,some genius edited the Digi Yellow man into the photo.Awesome!

What about the second one?

Trust me,nothing to do with politics anymore.

It's all about your command of English.

You might want to click on the photo to enlarge it.

Need not explain too much.

This is AWESOME!

p/s:my name is really AWESOME!

Grin!

ZhengLik.

SAPU Malaysia

2011-06-30T14:32:00.002+10:00

It looks like Stephen Chow is involved in our satu malaysia.

A great video,with the truth being told by the comedian Stephen Chow.

Enjoy!

p/s : only for those who understand the politics and current issues that happen in Malaysia.

ZhengLik.

Eat and Eat and still Eat

2011-06-27T13:21:00.002+10:00

Seriously,Penang is a place where you only EAT!

It is a heaven.

A wide variety of food for you to choose.More importantly,they are reasonably priced.Perhaps I should use the word CHEAP to describe the price.

Since I was back,I have had an average of 5 meals per day.No choice,just couldn't control myself.You see,it is hard to resist the temptations towards the saliva dripping food.Shrug.

Anyway,I still have a list of food that is waiting for me.

My stomach hungers for food.My fist hungers for justice.Grin!

~~Lobak~~

~~Lok Lok~~

~~Wan Tan Mee~~

~~Chicken Rice~~

~~Koay Teow Th'ng~~

~~Durian~~

~~Beef Koay Teow~~

~~Cyee's Penne~~

Sio Bak

Nasi Lemak

Mamak

Char Koay Teow

Hokkien Mee

Laksa

Tomyam He Ko(Mantis prawn)

Tutti Fruitti

The list continues.Looking forward for the food.One thing which is guaranteed is that tonight I am going to buy the Ramlee Burgers!

Oh yeah!

Can you smell what The Lik is eating?

ZhengLik.

Things that I only do in Penang

2011-06-24T14:06:00.002+10:00

Hello friends!

Yours truly have reached Penang in a legen-wait for it-dary way!

*throw confetti*

Anyway,being in Penang for less that 24 hours,16 hours to be exact,I have a few things to inform you.The things that I only do in Penang.In fact,it should be said as things that only can be done in Penang.

1. Speak Hokkien in an effing fluent/fast way.Nothing feels more satisfactory than that.Winks!

2. 5 minutes shower.FYI,I took an average of 20 minutes shower in Sydney because it feels so nice to be splashed by the near 80 degrees Celsius water.Here?No bloody way.

3. Sleep without putting on your clothes.Pants are optional though.Simply because the word HOT describes Penang.

4. Driving!!!You know,Penang island is so small.Penangites definitely enjoy driving around the island.Maybe not during the peak hour.But I don't care.It doesn't matter.

5. The food.I mean FOOD!Time to sit down at the hawker center and start ordering the food like there is no tomorrow.Grin!Char koay teow,koay teow th'ng,nasi lemak,chicken rice,lobak,lok lok are among the list.

6. Washing the plates.Hahahahahaa!I know you are going to show me your middle finger for saying that but it is true.I stay in a residential college which provides food for me.Therefore,the opportunity to wash the plates are rare to zero.Ooops!

7. Sit right in front of the TV and watch it!Frankly speaking,I am kinda not accustomed to watching dramas with the TV now because I normally watch dramas using my laptop.Somehow,it feels nice and good to watch dramas with a proper TV.

8. Last but not least,the spirits of JIAN-ness(贱) will be spread around.Beware,it is contagious.Dont cry to your mama.Grin!

ZhengLik.

We Will Bring It!

2011-06-23T01:36:00.002+10:00

Short update.

Penang,here I come!

Trust me,this is going to be the most electrifying and the most awesome July for me and my fellow JIAN friends!

Time to bring it!

This time,together We Bring It!

Apple Time buddy!

ZhengLik.

Tough Time being a Footballer

2011-06-19T09:57:00.002+10:00

Hello boys and girls,men and women,uncles and aunties,Good day!

Today,I am sharing a photo with you.

The title tells you that it is about football/soccer.

For the footy fans,Tottenham's Luka Modric has recently told the media that he wants to leave his current club to Chelsea and etc.etc.

The reason he gave was he wanted to play champions league football which Tottenham could not provide for next season.

However,I have a different point of view regarding his departure.

Take a look at the picture below.It should help your understanding.

Manager : If you don't understand my tactics through proper conversation,this is the sign language for you.Nah......

Modric : Arghhhhh.....that finger has shattered my heart.

Now you understand why.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Do you?

2011-06-16T16:46:00.003+10:00

Good day everyone!

I am taking a break from my studies to blog because I begin to feel frustrated.Cis!

Anyway,I may be a blogger who consistently update my blog for you to read,but frankly speaking,I am not a good reader.Yea,I mean I am not that kind of people who enjoy reading the others' blog.Irony,isnt it?

Maybe a few certain blogs?Maybe maybe.But a lot of them have already stopped blogging due to the appearance of Twitter which allows you to tweet any petty matter whenever you like.Poor blogspot.

Anyway,this morning,I have a sudden urge to view my friends blog.Not surprisingly,many have stopped updating.Remember that when I was a high school student,I always recommended you to read the KamLanKia's blog,do you?Unfortunately, he does not update his kamlan stuff anymore,instead he already shut down his blogspot.

Then,we move on to my college life.There was a period when I often referred you to visit the Criticism Express,do you?Sadly to inform you that the author is no longer updating his blog anymore.I believe that the reasons he does not criticize Monash University KL could be because of the "flawless" system and "perfect" lecturers in the uni or his balls/guts have disappeared.Shake head shake head.

Besides expressing my disappointment for being unable to read those blogs anymore,I have a few interesting facts to share with you.I found them when I was clearing up my mails.Then I found an interesting mail from Chiauyee which reminded me that I have to share with you.

-Do you know that apples,not caffeine are more effective at waking you up in the morning?

It works for me.Since then,I do not take any coffee anymore.

-Do you know that the King of Hearts is the only King that does not have a moustache?

Surprise,surprise and surprise.How many times have you played with your poker cards and still do not realise it?Dont worry,Me neither.

-Do you know that no piece of paper can be folded in half for more than 7 times?

Go ahead and try it.I will wait......I couldnt.Could you?

Anyway,I put "Do You" as the blog title because it reminds me of a joke.I remembered that a friend of mine was trying to ask me "Do you.......(forgotten what was it about)".Then,she stammered a few times.Thus,the sentence became "Do you....do you....do you........." which I accidentally misheard it as Diu Diu Diu!(which means Fuck in Cantonese).That's how the title is chosen.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

Time To Bring It!

2011-06-13T20:55:00.002+10:00

The Lik's exam begins tomorrow.

Kick off with ACCG252(Applied Financial Analysis and Management).

Am I right to say that my studies for this whole semester 1 of year 2 are for this exams?No matter what,it is time to bring it.Bring it with my confidence,domination and class.

Face the exams with a big GRIN!

Ready to kick ass.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

Vivid Sydney

2011-06-11T11:33:00.007+10:00

The projection lights on opera house wasnt that good.

Probably a wrong timing.

Anyway,

Vivid Sydney is a festival of light, music and ideas in Sydney.

My first there being there as well.

It is described as the city Sydney will once again transformed into the spectacular canvas of light, music and ideas when vivid sydney takes over the city after dark.

Sounds very awesome right?

Yes indeed.

But,before we could proceed any further to the festival,I would like to show you one of the Sushi I had at Wagaya Japanese Restaurant.

This aint ordinary Salmon Sushi.

They look like normal,sound like normal,but definitely not normal.

One of the six pieces had a lot/hell lot/crazy lot of wasabi inside which was exactly like the 无敌奖门人 sushi game.This was the special gift from the restaurant.Of course I was the intended lucky one!Hohohohoo!

Not so fast maybe,the wasabi really got me.Tears......

Back to the opera house.

Another different projection of lights.

Forgive that cruise.

Do you see any differences between the two photos above?

Other than my "chok" face in the second photo.

I think,the building behind has changed its colours again.This was basically what vivid sydney was about.Lightings,different lightings.

During the festival,that guy stole the show with his stunning stunt.

Guess what he did up there?

Juggling the fire torch,sword and an apple on top of the bicycle.

The best part was when he was juggling those things,the apple was constantly bitten by him.Thumb's up!

More lightings.

The shadow part was quite interesting.

Saw my shadow on the word 'H'?

Ya,I accidentally left my shadow on that wall.Therefore,I am a shadowless young man now.Cheers!

The opera house changes its face again.

Actually,the festival was not all about the lightings.

How about the firedance?

The fire will "dance" along with the music.Not very spectacular actually.But still worth to have a look.The musics were Firework from Katy Perry and Firebird?I think they said Firebird.A rather famous song that I have not heard before.Maybe you do.

Cheers!

ZhengLik

Nice Guys

2011-06-06T13:34:00.002+10:00

An epic youtube video on how two boys trying to pick up the girls.

It is the same video as what Lik FM suggested you to watch.

Really funny.

My question is Nice guys really finish last?

Poor thing.

ZhengLik

Idolo

2011-06-03T23:19:00.003+10:00

Guess what!Today,I will share with you about my all time Idolos!

By the way,idolo means idol in Spanish.Why do I have to u

se the word Idolo?Because it sounds awesome!!!!Grin!

Without further ado,my very respectful idolos are as below:

1. Steven Gerrard

-Liverpool captain.He is being called the miracle captain for a reason.Need no further explanations on why he is my idolo.His sheer quality in football has proven that.

2. Cao Cao 曹操

-The Warlord as well as the central figure in the Three Kingdoms period.He is that kind of chancellor who possesses the winning mentality and more importantly he is intelligent and a real bad ass in war.Some call that sly or cunning but it is ma

inly his famous quote of "know your fault,correct it,but never admit it"(知错，改错，不认错) makes me admires him.Thumb's up!

3. Roger Federer

- A tennis maestro with masterclass strokes.Nuff said.

4. CM Lim Guan Eng

- DO you realise that whenever we mention Lim Guan Eng,we prefer to call him CM Lim instead of Mr Lim?A popular and capable chief minister of Penang who gradually transforms Penang into the best state in Malaysia.I am proud of being a Penangite

partly because of his leadership.Cheers!

5. Barney Stinson

- Haaaaaaaave you met Barney?I have already talked about him in the previous post.A legen-wait for it-dary actor in How I Met Your Mother.Come on,hypothetical high 5!

6. The Rock

- If you smellllllll lalalalalaa,what The Lik is cooking!!!!!Oh yeah!He is the jabroni beating,pie eating,trail blazing and eyebrow raising,the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!Too long the descriptions?That's why he is my favourite wrestler!Sorry Cena.

Those people sum up my idolo list,just yet.

Maybe more to come when I suddenly remember.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Unwind~

2011-05-30T21:03:00.002+10:00

As you know,the ominous exam is looming around yet again.

But,nah! Forget that.

Time to unwind,by listening to a few songs.

I know Lik FM has always shared nice songs with you but please do allow me to share the songs here again with you.To make you feel at ease,let us call this the "Pre-Exam Songs" alright?

Time to chill!

Time to play the music!!!

My Pre-Exam Songs serve the purpose of reducing the stress for me.Effective way!Who knows it could help you too?Grin!

Highly recommended Pre-Exam Songs are:

The best song!

I just love the happiness in this song.It makes me feel so much more refresh after listening to it.Kudos,Bruno Mars.

Eason Chen has many great songs,but this one makes me feel high the most.I don't know why,just fit into my ears well.Hoho!

More importantly,if you were feeling lazy,Bruno Mars to the rescue again!!!!

Look at the MV.Dear me......

Bruno Mars really owns people with his music.

That's enough for today.

Hope to cheer you up for the impending exams.Me too of course.

Cheers!

ZhengLik.

Pre-Exam Period

2011-05-26T22:24:00.002+10:00

Exam,this word is as intimidating as ever.

Whenever exam this word is mentioned,people have goosebumps due to fear and anxiety.

Anyway,my exam is just 18 days away.

More importantly,it will end in the next 26 days.

Which means,I am coming home.COMING HOME!!!!!

Can you hear me,Penang?!?!

Can you smell me,Hawker Food?!?!

Before that,I have something to tell you.I used to love exam as much as you hate it because during the exam period,you will have lots of spare time revising your own work rather than being taught the new things in school or college.

However,when I move into University,I finally,I mean FINALLY realize that exam is not fun.Undoubtedly,I have much free time than that but the problem awaits me.FYI,university life is so carefree that you have so much free time already.You don't need the exam period's free time anymore.In fact,the more free time you have,the more guilty you will be due to the fact that you are constantly frittering you time away by doing silly things like poking people at Facebook,replying silly tweets at twitter,watching funny but childish videos at youtube etc.etc.

Suffice to say,the pre-exam period and the exam period is not fun for me right now.To solve this problem,there is nothing better than speaking out my mind here at blogspot.com.Grin!

That's why blogging is fun.

Sendiri write,sendiri SHIOK.Hohohoho!

Anyway,post exam period is the best!

ZhengLik.

Creating a Video!

2011-05-24T11:16:00.002+10:00

Hello World!

Hello People!

Guess what do I bring for you this time?

You wouldnt be too much surprise.Oh Yeah!Another epic video to share with all of you.

However,this time it is slightly different.

This video was uploaded to youtube by the "NotSoCoolTeam" which is,oh wait should be which was a team formed in the ISYS100 unit.

The final task for this unit was to create a video.

Therefore,after much discussion(not really),the team came up with a SPORTY video.Alright,without further ado,sit back,take a hot cup of coffee and enjoy the video.

Proudly presented by TeamNotSoCool.

ZhengLik.

How I Met Your Mother

2011-05-21T21:41:00.005+10:00

Haveeeeeeeeee You Met Barney?

Right!This is Barney Stinson's famous quote.The popularity of this quote is on par with Obama's Yes We Can.Believe it or not.Grin!

Anyway,I have a sudden urge to write this post.It is about the American Series How I met Your Mother.It is an awesome and LEGEN---wait for it---DARY series.

Undoubtedly,Barney Stinson is my favourite character in the series.If you need me to explain the reasons behind it,I would say because he is very JIAO and JIAN(鸟，贱)! I would describe him as a charismatic man who epitomizes the word 'AWESOME'!

Currently,my uni friends and I idolize him.We often repeat the things he did in the series in our real life.Have you ever heard of hypothetical high-5?Or maybe freeze frame high-5?Relapse high-5?Barney will teach you that.

That's Barney Stinson.

Everyone loves him.

Those who watch the series will definitely love him.Such a breakout character.

Now,looking around among my friends,I can see Barney's shadow casted on one of my lovely friends.I really think both of them are super alike.Guess who?

I am not revealing the answer for you.Hohohoho!

But,I will give you a hint.

5 feet 4

Cheers!

zhenglik.

AUG Aus-Ed

2011-05-17T20:57:00.004+10:00

Remember I told you about my Volunteer work?I am volunteering for the AUG Aus-Ed as they will be organizing a Career and Educational Fair on this Friday,20th May 2011.The details are as below,

Meet-Up @ The Meeting Point
20th May 2011
12.00pm - 4.00pm
Location is at
The Meeting Point Restaurant & CafeCorner of Hay St & Quay StHaymarket, Sydney NSW
Looking for a chance to speak to University Representatives?
This is the chance. Speak to representative from a range of universities in Sydney to help you meet your inquiries.

---> Further Education
---> Student Visa
---> Volunteering Chances
---> Internships

Your friends having any inquiries? Refer them to us and we will try out best to help them...!!!!

FREE Entry

FREE Consultations

Snacks & Refreshments will be served for FREE when inquiring...!!!

Application Fee Waived*

Scholarships Opportunities*

FREE Assistance on Application follow-up and Student Visa extension*

Stand a chance to win many interesting prizes in our lucky draw.....!!!

I know a lot of you are from Malaysia.It is kinda funny to blog about this fair which will happen in Sydney.However,since I will be in the Marketing Team in the event,I shall do my very best to promote this event.If you happen to be there,pls do not hesitate to attend the event.It will be fun and more important,it is going to be LEGEN----wait for it----DARY!

zhenglik

Penangite

2011-05-14T13:15:00.003+10:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,I have always been so proud of my hometown,Penang!

Penang Hokkien Langs have been always a joy to talk to,not to mention my favourite high school as well.The conversation can be so much fun through the use of Hokkien Language.Well,I definitely mean Penang Hokkien.

When we discuss about Penang,the food comes first.As the gourmet of paradise,Penang hawker food are always brilliant,especially the Penang Laksa,stalled at a Kopitiam opposite Penang Chinese Girls High School.I am not talking about Good All Hawker center though the food there are good as well.

Anyway,let us talk about state government.Mr Lim Guan Eng,has served his job brilliantly and I believe he has become the idol for many people.The CAT government that he is carrying is another wonderful piece of art.Whenever you have credibility,accountability and transparency,people support you,people love you!

Right!

I have shared 3 youtube videos here for all of you.It's a TV program about Penang!It covers the state government performance,radiation and most importantly FOOD!Enjoy.

Like Mr Lim said,兴啊！发啊！旺啊！

Trivia : There are many famous penangites such as Lee Chong Wei,Nicol David,Anwar Ibrahim,Tunku Abdul Rahman,Jimmy Choo,Khaw Boon Wan,Yeap Zheng Lik and many more.Ooops!

It seems like I over typed the names.Haha!

I'm Always Proud to be a Penangite!

Strong Love.

Cheers!

zhenglik.

Flyers!

2011-05-11T18:20:00.003+10:00

"AUG Uni-ed Education and Career Fair,Thank You"

"AUG Education and Career Fair,Thank You"

"Education and Career Fair,Thank You"

"Education Fair,Thank You"

"Edu Fair,Thank You"

"Fair,Thanks"

"..............,Thanks"

".................."

And the sentences went shorter and shorter,until I was speechless.

These were the sentences that I kept repeating for the past 2 days.As the volunteer for the AUG Uni-ed,my first task was to distribute flyers to the international students.The details on the flyers were about the Education Fair that is going to be held on Next Friday,20th of May at the Meeting Point,Sydney City.

Suffice to say,I have a conclusion after going through the task of distributing flyers.It was tough as people tend to avoid you as if you were going to devour them.They simply assumed you as the monster,ready to pounce on the victims anytime.Scary!But come on,I am a kind volunteer who lend a helping hand to the AUG Uni-ed.What I did is help you in your education.Damnit!

Anyway,it was a great experience.Remember that the next time someone is distributing flyers to you,TAKE THEM!This little thing can bring happiness to them as they will be more pump up and eager to work harder.To describe the happiness,I would say it feels like orgasm.Maybe better?Got what I mean now?How Happy!

After all,there is no harm reading the flyers.Maybe it is about something interesting,who knows?Therefore,I implore the community to show more encouragements to the people who distribute flyers by simply taking the flyers from them.By taking the flyers from them,you are doing a good deed and the distributor will be happy.Mutual Benefits,why not!

Well,who knows that if you rejected them,they might be upset and "LARIAT"(Street Fighter's Zangief Spinning Piledriver) you.Tsk tsk tsk......there you deserve the pain.Shake Head.

zhenglik.

Sharing

2011-05-09T15:09:00.002+10:00

Well.A few photos to share with you.

Do you remember that the Angry bird features in the National Geographic cover page in my previous post?

Due to the creativity possessed by my lovely cute friend Wai Zai,he has shared another interesting photo in his twitter.

For STRONG Men,

I guess it must feel really good to feel the different grades.

Clearly,not for the WEAK one.

Meanwhile,there is another photo shared by "I forget who" in facebook.

For the Pokemon Lover,
you can click to enlarge it.

But it says that Blastoise should be pronounced as Blastiss,which I feel that the comparison does really make sense.After all,both of them are from the same family.

Therefore,to all Pokemon Trainers,buck up your pronunciation on this lovely Blastoise!

Cheers!

zhenglik.

Journal No. 5

2011-05-06T23:55:00.003+10:00

Here I am to continue my awesome journal in Melbourne.After all,I was there for 17 days.I learned a lot of stuff,gained new experiences and saw a lot of things.

1. People 20 year old can marry,have baby and divorce already. - Wei Keen

2. 天知，地知，你知，我知，ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! - Marvin

3. If I were to stay in Melbourne for a longer time,my mindset would be forcefully changed from LOYALTY, RESPECT to unlike dog ghost(in hokkien).Cis!

4. The famous quote of "There is Marvin,There are beers!" is indeed very apt.

5. Frisbee is such a wonderful game.I am starting to love it.Grin!

6. Right now,I realize that the only famous place in Melbourne that I have not been to is Puffing Billy.Damn!How could I forget that?!?!Cis!

7. I firmly believe that Chung Ling High School will produce faithful,loyal and respectful student,at least one for every 33 years.Well Done!

8. Lastly,defining the meaning of not cold from my roommate,Loon.

Title : The Way He Sleeps

zhenglik.

Obama or Osama?

2011-05-03T21:33:00.003+10:00

Breaking news about Osama was killed grabbed the headlines of every newspaper.The Americans were chanting USA USA USA USA......upon hearing this news.People said Peace has finally been restored.All kind of imaginations were deduced.

However,I realize that one thing was still,indeed is still very confusing.The name of Mr Obama,the President of the United States and Mr Osama,the claimed to be mastermind behind the tragedy of 911 are very confusing.Only a letter differentiate them.It is like the single letter differentiates the Good and the Evil.

I am not the only one who think that their names are confusing,even the television broadcaster as well.

If you listened carefully,she said Killing Obama their number one priority and how Obama was killed.Thus,Obama directed the army to kill Obama?Self suicide?Epic fail for this young lady.Damn!

Now this is my friend OBAMA!

OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!

Not Osama okay?

zhenglik.

Angry Bird

2011-05-02T11:44:00.002+10:00

Tweet picture from Wai Zai

Finally,they have found the species of angry birds!

Cheers!

zhenglik

Great Ocean Road

2011-04-28T20:10:00.002+10:00

Once again,a group photo kick off the post!

Actually,while on the way to Great Ocean Road,I went to the Gold Mine.I don't know why I went there as it was not very fun,maybe because I had the chance to look for the golds.Well,gold sand actually.No,I mean pebbles and sand.Not even a tiny dust of gold.

Shake head.

Yea Yea Yea.Pretend to search for the gold.Pure acting with a beaming smile.

Frankly speaking,it is not too fun.

Anyway,back to the topic Great Ocean Road.

The scenery is spectacular of course,but to be honest I think it is not a must-visit trip which takes up 6 hours of ride to and fro.

Anyway,Great Ocean Road is famous for its 12 apostles.Well,only 7 left I think due to erosion.Alright now,do enjoy a few photos that my friends took while we were at there.The actual view is way way better than the images or photos.Suffice to say,it is all about the scenery.Nothing else.

See the Apostles!

Spreading around.

You couldnt see 12 Apostles.Need not worry that some apostles are missing or have been stolen.No No No.

The Lik Brings it at the Great Ocean Road!

cheers!

zhenglik.

Journal No. 4

2011-04-24T19:09:00.003+10:00

As promised,I shall continue my Melbourne Journal here.

1. Frankly speaking,I don't really think that Great Ocean Road is something that you must not miss when you visit Melbourne.The scenery is nice but not a place worth spending 6 hours in the coach.

2. Melbourne city is so well planned.I really feel like this is a very good place to stay.I am not too familiar with Sydney city though I study at there because my university is located at suburb.

3. My "roommate" enjoys farting all the time.Poooooooooooot!

4. It is impossible to court any girls in Melbourne when you have friends like Keen,Loon,Chun and Marvin.No wonder they are still single now.Hahahaha!

5. Clubbing is nothing so special nor fun.I just could not understand the purpose.Shake Head.

6. Cycling in Melbourne is a wonderful experience.Enjoy it!The good thing is there is a proper bicycle lane for the cyclist.Cycling while enjoy being caressed by the chilling wind.....Wow!

7. Laksa King in Melbourne is so so.The OZ Kebab is awesome!

8. The Melbourne traffic is so weird,especially when making the right turn.Not to forget about the traffic light.You can only make a left turn after the passengers cross the road.Suffice to say,weird weird and weird.

zhenglik.

Yes I Can!

2011-04-22T01:46:00.003+10:00

Biggest and Best achievement in Mahjong!

The Sap San Yiu!十三幺！

Yes I Can!

I DID it.

Thank God I am still young.Otherwise I would be like most of the old people who succeed at creating this Sap San Yiu and become over euphoria and you know.....stroke attacks.Next......you know what!

The last card that I self-drew was 北！North!!!

The game was concluded with this epic victory.So happy,as happy as when I score straight A's in UPSR and PMR.Bahhhhh....

Cheers buddy.

Not going to play Mahjong for some time as a result of achieving the greatest achievement.Retired at the highest peak seems to be an awesome thing for me.Hohohohoho!

zhenglik.

Sarawak 16/4

2011-04-17T16:04:00.006+10:00

It was a very entertaining and interesting state election in Sarawak.

Congrats to BN for retaining its two-third majority,and more importantly to the AWESOME-ness of the installation of Taib aka Pek Moh as the Chief Minister of Sarawak.Typical politicker.Shake head.

Anyway,I have read a few interesting articles related to the state election in Sarawak.

+Utusan tells BN to ignore Chinese vote after Sarawak polls(click here)

+DAP tells BN Sarawak no longer fixed deposit (click here)

+Five things we learned in Sarawak(click here)

Suffice to say,majority of Chinese have opted for a change,of course the change for a better future by casting the votes to DAP.What are you going to say now,Mr Barisan Nasional?Do you want to learn from Utusan by telling me that ignoring Chinese votes is essential?

While the Chinese are picking up,you and your BN have retrogressed.

Alright,I do not wish to further comment on this election anymore.I am not really interested to talk about how dirty our Malaysia politic is.*Shrug*

Now,allow me to share with you the interesting speech given by Penang CM Mr Lim Guan Eng.The speech was attractive and entertaining.I guess that should be the way you deliver your speech during the election.Thumb's up! By the way,Anwar speech was good and very knowledgeable.He used a lot of famous quotes,and even knowledge from Confucius.A wise man indeed.

Cheers!

I don't know about Taib as he looks too old and frail for me to watch his video.Yawn.

zhenglik.

Journal No. 3

2011-04-14T09:56:00.004+10:00

Well well well,you are asking where is journal no.1 and no.2?

Let me tell you that.

They were updated last year,around this time when I was in Melbourne.Now,in 2011,back to Melbourne,therefore I shall continue the journal.

1. According to Chun :"Life in Melbourne is all about listening to others,and still listening.Pretty straightforward actually"

2. Wei Keen and Wooi Loon have the same preference,especially the Aussie giant style.Grin!

3. Seriously very impressed by Mr Wei Keen's SPEED,especially at devouring the food.Simply Amazing.

4. Melbourne City is definitely very hard to find parking spaces.Damn!

5. For calculation like 5 + 6 = 11,you only have ten fingers,missing one.It does not matter because you always have your brother ready to stand for you. - Loon

6. MOMO sushi in Melbourne City is so awesome!I love the Sushi!Grin!

7. As always,Il Dolce Freddo ice cream is SUGOI(awesome in japanese)!!!!Ferrero Rocher and Durian flavours are the best combination.More importantly,you get super extra large size despite paying for small size one.(hint : friend is working at there)

8. It is SOOOOOOO bloody cold in the morning.Shivering in every morning.Grrrrr.....

Shall continue my journal as the days go on.

Ciao!

zhenglik.

Bringing it to Melbourne!

2011-04-13T00:37:00.002+10:00

Hello Melbourne!

Can you smell what the lik is cooking?!?!

I am gong to enjoy the stay here.

All credits to Loon,Keen,Marvin and Chun for the story-telling.

My journey in Melbourne BEGINS!

zhenglik.

Drink,Drank,Drunk

2011-04-10T00:25:00.003+10:00

It was an awesome night yesterday.

The 2nd year Actuarial Students gathered at Herring Rd 16 to have a beer party.What's the point?To tell the world that Actuarial Students are not nerds.Grin!

Anyway,does drinking beer make you look not so nerdy?

I agree.

After all,have you ever seen nerdy drink beer?Nerdy would most probably says "no no no.Drinking is not good for health.Well,my textbook said so."

Oh come on!

Cut the crap!My buffalo theory tells you that Drinking is good for your brain.

Anyway,it is really an enjoyable view whenever people get drunk.

The 1st symptom is THE VOICE!

You will realise that Drunk fella will tend to increase the volume of their speaking without knowing that the way they talk is like screaming.

Secondly,pay attention to what they say,especially when they are saying "I think you are Drunk".Come on people,only drunk fella will say the others are drunk.

The sentence "I'm not drunk.Grrrr....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT drunk" is also worth noting.When they repeatedly reiterate that they arent drunk,pretend to believe him/her but you know that the sign of drunk.

Next,the way drunk fella walks is very important.Drunk fella cannot walk in a straight line.They need wall or something to hold while walking.A normal person can walk properly.

The other symptom will be drunk fella like to lie on the floor or sit down or anything that does not require standing.Maybe because when you are drunk,you lack of the energy to stand.However,please dont let the drunk fella to sit or lie because they will vomit afterwards.Not encouraging.

I have a friend.When drunk,she came out with all the statistic distribution formula.This is a very good way of being drunk as you will still be revising your homework.Awesome!

Maybe you can practise that.

Study is tough.

Drunk is simple.

Drunk + revise notes are AWESOME!

Cheers!

zhenglik.

New Room!

2011-04-07T19:08:00.005+10:00

Wow!

It took me so long to update this post about my new room in Dunmore Lang College.

Yeah.I moved into 2 East now,no longer staying in the crypt.

It is a corner room and thus it is slightly bigger than the normal room.Yes,I enjoy this room because of less noise during midnight?Maybe.Maybe.

A get to know you sheet pasted on my door.

Just for your information,room 220 is my friend's room.It's a he.Pretty obvious.Hahahahaa!

And what is with that DOGGY position?!?!

Wondering.

Entering the room,you shall see 2 tables.

Zoom in on the 1st table,provided by the college.A table for me to place my computer equipments.See the 2 speakers and the wireless keyboard,I bought them here.Only 30 dollars,including the wireless mouse as well.

Logitech is the brand.

HOHOHOHOHO!

Another table,for study purpose.I bought it in reject shop.Awesome right?

Of course,my not so tidy bed, with my beloved monkeypants on it.

Not to forget,I have 3 pillows!

If you observed carefully,behind my bed is the window with one missing shade.Shake head.

My Notice Board!

Important dates are recorded!

Lastly,a wall fan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahaa!No longer a standing fan because I realise that build-in stuff is nicer.Therefore,I requested for a wall fan which saves up a lot of spaces.Grin!

Maybe next time a heater on the wall as well.Hohohoho!

Cheers!

zhenglik.

To the Kop and the Gunners

2011-04-03T20:28:00.003+10:00

You know,

what's the difference between the Gunners and the Kop?

By the way,to me Gunners is a noun referring to the Arsenal fans and Kop stands for Kopites which means Liverpool fans.

For the Kop,they always know that the title race is over after approximately 10 matches.

For the Gunners,they always have high hopes and feel rather confident that they are on course for the title.In the end,well you know,they are trophy-less for 4 or 5 years already.

For the Kop,they still love the club so much because the club always pulls out something amazing like beating Man Utd despite a terrible season.Nothing feel more satisfactory than beating the Red Devils.Another great example would be creating some sort of miracles like the Istanbul incident or the FA Cup finals.

For the Gunners,they still show commitment to the club because they play attractive football.I would say their matches are always a joy to watch as they are very entertaining.

For the Kop,the club had the amazing and legendary 70's and 80's era which they established themselves as one of the greatest club in the world.Now?The results are far from convincing but luckily the Kop are still behind them,singing You'll Never Walk Alone with tears in the eyes.

For the Gunners,they boast of their invincible era where the team was unbeaten for 50 matches.Wow!Now?The team is trophy-less.

For the Kop,they always have to endure the entire season being humiliated by the opponents' fans.Poor Poor Kop.

For the Gunners,the opponents taunt and jeer them at the end of the season because the Gunners are always within grasp of the title.In the end,the efforts are in vain.

Conclusion is : Gunners and the Kop do not have much differences.Both supporting declining clubs but they are always proud and happy for that.

Cheers!

zhenglik.

E-News

2011-04-01T17:05:00.003+11:00

HAHHAHAHAHAAA!

My name is up on Dunmore Lang Weekly News!

All credits to the DLC Fifa11 tournament.

Hohohohohohohoooo!

Shall take photo with the organizer and my fifa11 prize which is a fifa11 football.

Gurararararararaaaa!

By the way,I used the awesome Liverpool and beat the opponent in the finals with the scoreline of 2-0.Thanks to Suarez and Gerrard!

Cheers!

zhenglik.

The Amazing Race 2011!

2011-03-27T18:34:00.005+11:00

We always call it the AMAZING race.

Can we call it the LEGENDARY race?The reason is LEGENDARY sounds more LEGEND than the word Amazing.

Anyway,you are right.I participated in The Amazing Race again,organised by Macquarie University MSA.Well,you know what?I was the 1st runner up again.Another 50 dollar.Hohohohohohoo!

The champion was awesome,thus I guess it was fair that I became the 1st runner up.Grin!

By the way,glory was not that important but the spirits of funs throughout the race was just LEGENDARY!

If you were an ardent supporter of my blog,you would know that I always kick off my post with a group photo.However,I seem to be unable to get/see any group photo uploaded in facebook.So sad.Of all the photos,no group photos are uploaded.Shake head.

Anyway,let me briefly tour you around with this Legendary race.

Oh yea!One thing which is very important that I have to tell all of you.My teammate for this race is the Soon Teck,presumably a Malaysia who has the bloodline of Malay and Chinese.I suppose.

Grin!

The first station was to snap photos around the campus again.This year,we had to snap 15 photos instead of 10 in last year and almost all the statue/monuments/artifacts etc.etc. were completely new and fresh.My awesome experience from last year was no good.However,my awesome observations around the campus was good enough to see us through this station.At that time,I think we were 3rd/4th.

That was the second station.We were reading the task.

It was a practical task.Damn!

Practical stuff?!?!DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Guess what?

We really suffered a major setback on this station as we were required to build a 45cm tall tower with spaghetti.Sounds easy?

I suppose.But not quite when you were asked to place a marshmallow on top of the tower.We came in as 3rd/4th,went out as 8th/9th.Awesome?

Not quite.

The 3rd station was at library.

A set of questions were provided.That was the station when your iphone came to the rescue.You can google all the questions easily.Unfortunately,I don't have an iphone.

But I did have a phone to call my friends for help.Whoa!

Passed this station at the position of 5th.

The photo above was one of the stations that required us to visit Frank Bear and took our envelope with task sealed inside.

No problem,I know this bear since year 1.Hahahaahaha!

The 4th station was at the newly built buildings,located at far far away.Shit!

Distance was not a problem.

But the task at that station was too bitter to bite.

When I mentioned to bite,I really meant it.

2 of us were asked to finish off the Vegemite and Weetbix.KILL ME!Vegemite itself was already sucky,somemore placed on top of Weetbix?!?!

Too bitter,too dry,too shitty to swallow.

I will show you what I meant.
Poor Soon Teck!Tried his very best to swallow the first half of the weetbix.Good luck mate.

After swallowing the impossibles,here came the Tim Tam!

Shoo them.Tim Tam was nice,but not with Milo.It was still okay with Milo,but certainly not after Vegemite and Weetbix.Puke.

Survived this round,remaining at the position of 5th.

The 5th station was Free Throw shooting.So far,the easiest station of all.

1st shot,went in.Next station please.

The 6th station was a station master-less station.

All you have to do was to find the envelope according to the clue given at the 5th station.

Not too difficult.At least,not as disgusting as the vegemite.Diu!

Never stop running.

We should name our team as Team Awesome!

Grin!

The 7th station was Frank the bear station.It was quite simple,just have to answer a few questions.Off we went to the 8th station.

I don't have to explain that.Photo shall tell you that.

hope you understand the station.Cheers!

The 9th station!

The most evil station of all.We were asked to play puzzle.Sounds fun?Not quite.Only when you were asked to arrange the puzzles of Macquarie Campus Map.

Damn!

It was too evil.With the wind,some pieces were gone missing.

At that moment,we were number 1 because the other teams just couldn't find the location of the 9th station.Given clue : Grass on the roof?I think New library.Just saying.Hahaahahahaahaaa!

If you arrange the puzzles properly,one piece will be missing,that was the final location.But since the wind was so kind to blow away a few pieces,we ran to the wrong place.

In the end,we ended up as the 1st runner-up.not too bad I guess.

Moment of glory with the Grand Master.

Overwhelming success I think.

Look carefully at my face then you know the 8th station was about what.

Cheers!

Thanks to MSA and the organisers.

Legend......wait a minute.......................DARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Below is a macquarie campus map.

if you enlarge it,you will see arrows.That's the distance in the race.Starting at the red dot which has arrow pointing outward.Enjoy.

zhenglik.

My Webpage!

2011-03-25T00:30:00.003+11:00

Hello people!

Finally..........

Finally..........................

Finally.................................The Lik has completed his webpages designing assignment!!!!!!

Which means

He is very proud to be able to design a webpage.Actually,design is not a correct word,a more specific word should be CREATE! Are you wondering that why does an actuarial student have to create their own webpages?Because this is a non-actuarial subject.

Grin!

This is an IT subject,which is one of the elective units that I have to take.I do not feel regret after taking this subject though it is quite time consuming.The new IT knowledge that I am able to gain is valuable and I am satisfied with it.Cool!

Anyway,

you can click THIS WORD YA CLICK ME to have a look on my not really awesome webpage,but the dedication is beyond words.Hahahaahahaha!

It consists of 3 pages + 1 useless reference page.You can try to click on the words on top of every page like

HONOURS,PLAYERS PROFILE and HOME!

Cheers!

zhenglik.